CHRISSY & DB ARE FIFTY SHADES OF FUCKED UP.

That's right, we made it to the first installment of our most anticipated trilogy — Fifty Shades of Grey - starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan.

Have a seat, kick your feet up, and make s'mores with us in our preshow, where we'll discuss the latest Disney drama everyone's talking about, and getting ratatouille'd while cucked.

As always, stay until the end to hear about the good and beautiful things happening in our lives — and what's making us happy as we approach the autumn season!

CHRISSY & DB GET SPANKED!

Welcome to our second series here on Boiled Milk, where we review kinky, freaky, and undeniably horny hits of this century.

We're kicking off "Chrissy & DB Get Spanked" with a classic — 2002's indie hit — SECRETARY, starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader. This episode, we'll deep dive into the world of power dynamics, awkward but charming lovers, and the effectiveness of a laundromat date.

Don't skip our special pre show where we discuss DB being Chrissy's surrogate … and we have a CRAZY update on the dark world of Disney adults, where one of our listeners wrote in about their personal experience in Golden Oaks.

As always, stay until the end to hear about the good and beautiful things happening in our lives — and what awaits Boiled Milk — a franchise that explores kink, being rich, and being socially awkward.

CHRISSY & DB INVESTIGATE WEIRDOS.

Welcome to our FINAL installment of "Chrissy & DB Go To Hell," where we review Hellraiser (2022), the last film in our beloved franchise to date. This week, we'll deep dive into our first Disney film of the podcast, thirst over femme Pinhead, and say goodbye (for now!) to our freaky deaky first season of Boiled Milk Podcast.

Don't skip our preshow, where we discuss Disney Adults, living at Disney World, and the clear psychiatric complexities that it likely entails. Grab a drink, sit back, and have a laugh with us as we reflect on the journey here, and what comes next.

As always, stay until the end to hear about the good and beautiful things happening in our lives — and what awaits Boiled Milk — a franchise that explores kink, being rich, and being socially awkward.

If you've stuck around this far for the whole Hellraiser franchise, know that you hold a special place in our hearts 🖤

CHRISSY AND DB ARE VOMITING NAKED!

Grab your bush and get ready for a new episode of Boiled Milk, where we discuss foreplay, and the barely-a-movie tenth installment in the Hellraiser franchise.

We watched Hellraiser: Judgement, so you don't have to. Hang with us for foreplay talk in our pre-show, and stick around to hear about pig troughs, vomiting, and all kinds of unsavory things left in the absence of Clive Barker.

As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening to us, what's up next, and where we plan to go!

CHRISSY AND DB GO ON A BENDER IN MEXICO

It's been a hot minute, and we're back and better than ever to bring you Hellraiser: Revelations.

Buckle up as we take a road trip to Mexico with two of the most forgettable leads in Hellraiser history to discover a new pinhead … who leaves something to be desired.

Whether you're here to discuss our favorite subject: incest — or you're a die hard Hellraiser fan, we're so happy you're back in the studio with us as we break down the 9th installment in our "Chrissy & DB Go To Hell" series.

As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening to us, what's on the horizon, and our undying pursuit of homosexuality!

CHRISSY AND DB ARE NOT IN THE MATRIX.

We're back to hell, digging deeper into our Hellraiser franchise. This episode, we cover HELLRAISER: HELLWORLD, a movie that does not feature Keanu Reeves.

Sit with us as we talk about pus, have a little laugh, and spend an exorbitant amount of time discussing sucking Henry Cavill. Listen to us find the parallels between the saw franchise, Vincent Price films, and callbacks to earlier Hellraiser movies.

As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening to us, what's on the horizon, and discussing the importance of giving things a chance!

CHRISSY AND DB ARE SUCKING TOES … AND CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY!

On this very special birthday episode, we're celebrating Chrissy! Join us for a jerk off-season episode, where we review Chrissy's pick, and get down and dirty talkin' about feet.

Grab a beverage, stay awhile, and have some laughs with us as we break down the Yorgos Lanthimos classic — The Killing of a Sacred Deer.

As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening to us, what's on the horizon, and discussing the importance of friendship.

CHRISSY AND DB MADE SOME FRIENDS!

We're back and hornier than ever for a FOURSOME! This super special episode features our first ever guests, the scare boys, Jeremy & Brandy Joe from the Scaring is Sharing podcast.

Join us as we talk about pajamas, Godzilla, porn, and all the other shenanigans we got up to between episodes.

This week, we're covering girlhood classics, "Gone Girl" and "The Housemaid" starring some of our favorite badass blondes.

Make sure to stay to the end to hear what good things happened to us this week, celebrating our friendship, and celebrating sobriety!