Episodi

  • Your Favorite Magic Crime
    Aug 10 2022

    S4E17: Falcon Manifesto

    Psst Hey kid, you an elbow vegan? Well don't worry any longer, because starting today, we have a solution for you! It's BeyondWenus. Tastes just like real wenus, but made entirely from discarded Baywatch plot points

    Morgan's Rating: 4
    Michael's Rating: 4

    Episode discussion starts @14:06. Post-episode discussion starts @01:14:38.

    Assorted show notes:

    @06:32 Michael forgot he made a movie in college too. That brings the count up to 4.

    @12:55 A Geocities interview with Jacqueline Collen.

    @24:32 Please do not Google "Sonic Inflation" on a work computer.

    @36:40 The Dahir Insaat Earthquake Bed.

    @01:26:40 Peacock's Insane Christmas Movies.

    Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.

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    1 ora e 33 min
  • Two Other Jabroni Lifeguards (ft. Eric Maccoux)
    Jul 27 2022


    S4E16: Mirror, Mirror

    Well I suppose it's time we finally tell you. Michael and Morgan are actually the same person. In case you haven't figured it out, Morgan is obviously the horny twin and Michael is the research twin.

    Eric's Rating: 6
    Morgan's Rating: 7
    Michael's Rating: 7

    Episode discussion starts @24:13. Post-episode discussion starts @01:28:11.

    Assorted show notes:

    @48:09 A reminder of what the octopus looked like

    @01:34:52 The Oreo burger

    @01:35:22 The banana pizza

    @01:36:01 Eric says that they don't eat the cannibal sandwich in Wisconsin but this twitter account begs to differ

    Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.

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    1 ora e 49 min
  • A Folder in Firefox Called "Morgan's Mom" (Ft. Parker Phend)
    Jul 20 2022

    S4E15: Coronado del Soul Part 2

    If there's horny ghosts, in your neighborhood. Who you gonna call? Baywatchers!

    Parker's Rating: 1.5
    Morgan's Rating: 2
    Michael's Rating: 2

    Episode discussion starts @06:47. Post-episode discussion starts @01:09:56.

    Assorted show notes:

    @01:17:03 The tweet in question

    @01:17:25 The recorded follow-up to that tweet

    Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.

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    1 ora e 25 min
  • The Wind is Just A Horny Ghost (Ft. Parker Phend)
    Jul 13 2022

    S4E14: Coronado del Soul Pt. 1

    Beef boys! Exciting news! We're hosting our first Baywatch Rookie School Con at the Coronado del Soul. In order to register, you just need to become a ghost and buy tickets from the spooooooky gift shop. Don't worry, this gift shop does have an exit

    Parker's Rating: 4
    Morgan's Rating: 5
    Michael's Rating: 6

    Episode discussion starts @27:11. Post-episode discussion starts @01:36:04.

    Assorted show notes:

    @49:53 Said montage.

    @50:51 Here is the debut. As well, here is the peak.

    @01:11:03 Morgan's choice.

    @01:11:27 Parker's choice.

    @01:12:05 Michael's choice.

    Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.

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    1 ora e 47 min
  • Wrap It Before You Slap It
    Jul 6 2022

    S4E13: Red Knight

    It's the end of Ben! We are not sad to see him go, even if this is a particularly bad sign off. Come and join us on the beach for a reunion of the Red Knights (or more like the Red Tights amirite???). Also Morgan finally gets a Godfather.

    Morgan's Rating: 5
    Michael's Rating: 2.5

    Episode discussion starts @22:49. Post-episode discussion starts @01:15:40.

    Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.

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    1 ora e 29 min
  • Cook According To Box Directions
    Jun 29 2022

    S4E12: Second Time Around

    We're back! Morgan's back from vacation, so we're recording the episodes we don't have any guests for. Baywatch is hitting it's stride in Season 4, which means they've stopped writing interesting episodes and are just recycling their formulas

    Morgan's Rating: 3
    Michael's Rating: 4

    Episode discussion starts @18:39. Post-episode discussion starts @01:15:18.

    Assorted show notes:

    @22:55 Hasslehoff Devouring His Cheeseburger by Goya

    @23:48 Stills from Baywatch the Animated Series (if only it existed)

    @33:44 Conversion rates for 1993

    @01:08:11 Robert Kardashian's Cream of Wheat

    @01:09:22 Lauren Conrad's Tequila Shot

    @01:09:48 The Nicole Brown Simpson Chicken Nachos

    Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.

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    1 ora e 17 min
  • Fishin' For Dick (Ft. Jon Brence)
    Jun 22 2022

    S4E11: The Child Inside

    It's time for a Very Special Episode starring a young Republican gymnast. Baywatch doesn't completely bungle depicting the Special Olympics, so that's nice. They didn't do a good job, but it's not as bad as we feared

    Jon's Rating: 9
    Michael's Rating: 7
    Morgan's Rating: 3

    Check out Jon's portfolio at: https://kawaiiguy.com/ and watch their Twitch streams at: https://www.twitch.tv/kawaiiguy.

    Episode discussion starts @29:49. Post-episode discussion starts @01:32:23.

    Assorted show notes:

    @26:20 The Michael Phelps meal

    @31:01 The fakest rock ever

    @37:18 Hobie's tribute to vegetables

    @45:35 The Garfield Pizza as well as a picture of Garfield Eats

    @46:07: The founder of Garfield Eats

    @47:44 More pics from Jon related to Garfield Eats

    @54:17 The music from the original montage set to the video from the remaster

    Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.

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    1 ora e 48 min
  • He Who Should Not Be Wahoo'd (Ft. Homecoming)
    Jun 15 2022

    S4E10: Tower of Power

    Baywatch is back on it's racist shit, so that's fun. Homecoming is also back, that's actually fun! We talk about graffiti and introduce a new segment, our Pier Review

    Homecoming's Rating: 0.5
    Michael's Rating: 1
    Morgan's Rating: 1.5

    Episode discussion begins @22:34. Post-episode discussion begins @01:56:41.

    Assorted Show Notes:

    @01:05:37 The album Michael is referring to.

    Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.

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    2 ore e 8 min