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  • Cult Classics
    Sep 8 2026

    We're back, but this time not on our regular nonsense. We have a guest on the podcast for the first time. (We're counting those other two times as guest hosts because Mark wasn't there.) Adam (whom you might know as @galooticus on the social-media-formerly-known-as-Twitter) joins us to discuss his four movie choices. They're all considered to one degree or another Cult Classics, but Adam admits that he mostly chose them in an effort to troll Bob. Joke's on him, though; Bob liked them all well enough.

    Do beware for SPOILERS! that lurk throughout. Hail to the king, baby.

    00:00 Podcast and guest intro

    03:22 Duel

    13:35 Strange Brew

    19:07 Max von Sydow

    25:10 Bob claims Strange Brew is just like Nolan's The Odyssey

    25:45 Tremors

    31:59 Sequels to Tremors

    33:40 Bob is failing to remember Ben Stiller's name

    36:52 Army of Darkness

    47:06 Bob's an idiot, that's two totally different people (and Bob was mixing up the names) Duke Henry from Army of Darkness is Richard Grove and Airk the Red from Willow is Gavin O'Herlihy. In his defense...well, no, he's just dumb.

    52:09 Wrapping up; will Adam return?


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    55 min
  • The Odyssey
    Aug 19 2026

    Quicker turnaround for a quicker podcast. Mark wanted to talk about The Odyssey, so Bob went and saw it in the theater and now you get to hear us yammer about it for 30 minutes or so. Obviously it will contain many SPOILERS! , but there is also some desultory conversation at the very end about some other movies worth watching that, oddly for us, we don't spoil. Enjoy!


    00:00 Intro

    00:36 The Odyssey

    01:33 Cinema format digression

    04:10 Back to the movie itself

    22:41 Other odds and ends we've watched (no spoilers)

    25:45 Bob says Spielberg should retire

    28:00 Thoughts on voice-acting

    29:34 Wrapping up


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    32 min
  • Directorial Debuts
    Aug 3 2026

    Back much quicker with our 75th episode. That's about all the fanfare we had planned. This episode we're discussing the debut features from a variety of directors. Most of the movies are rather older, but if you don't believe in statutes of limitation on such things, beware the fearsome SPOILERS! that lurk in the podcast ahead.

    00:00 Intro and topic
    01:42 Selecting the films
    04:21 Mark's first choice: Eraserhead
    07:30 All the Dunes episode
    11:42 Bob's first choice: sex, lies, and videotape
    20:47 Mark's second choice: Following
    26:57 Takeshi's Castle
    27:56 Bob's second choice: Violent Cop
    34:52 Mark and Bob's third choice: The Duellists
    48:32 Other contenders
    52:33 Wrapping up

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    56 min
  • Science Fiction
    Jun 2 2026

    Recorded months ago, it was a tough edit (as I say near the end of the episode), but I also got a job in the interim and there's been less time for unpaid frivolity. Tardy or no, we hope you enjoy our ramblings on the topic of SF films and, as always


    SPOILERS ABOUND!

    Listen at your own peril for having plots of the movies mentioned told to you in advance. If you want to just listen to the parts about movies you've seen, we provide this handy set of timecodes. Enjoy!


    00:00 Intro and audio woes

    01:25 Stalker

    17:05 Annihilation

    18:56 Blade Runner

    31:08 Akira

    31:58 Akira slide

    38:13 Dark City

    43:45 Paprika

    54:55 Moon

    1:06:18 Robot & Frank (no spoilers; we promise)


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    1 ora e 11 min
  • A Very Specialer Episode
    Jan 3 2026

    Bob's elder daughter jumped at the chance to rebut what she viewed as the vile slander of a beloved (by her) Christmas film The Holiday. (And talk about Christmas movies in general.) Since she visited Bob for the holidays, they sat down and chewed the fat about Christmas cinema. Enjoy a bonus very specialer episode! Though, to be sure, beware the ever-lurking SPOILERS!

    00:10 Intro

    02:03 The Holiday

    11:38 Elf

    14:33 Bob is trying, and failing, to think of Rocky Horror Picture Show

    16:31 Swingers

    19:45 The Muppet Christmas Carol

    27:45 Klaus

    32:51 Die Hard

    33:44 Bob should be (and is) ashamed. He got this twisted with Lethal Weapon which Black wrote. He did not write Die Hard, but there it is. We'll blame this on an exccess of "Christmas Cheer" in his eggnog. He's gonna do something similar (though perhaps not as bad) a few seconds later when he says Black was responsible for Iron Man 2, when it was Iron Man 3.

    35:07 It's a Wonderful Life

    37:42 Christmas in Connecticut

    39:50 Holiday Inn and White Christmas

    40:05 Bob's half-right, it opens on Christmas Eve and ends on New Year's

    49:29 Miracle on 34th Street

    53:20 Wrapping up


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    57 min
  • A Very Special Episode
    Dec 10 2025

    Back after a longer interlude since the last time we tried to record we had catastrophic technical problems. After Bob's daughter complained to him that she can't listen to most episodes since they spoil movies she hasn't seen. So, this time around, a very special episode that only contains movies which she has already seen.


    If you're interested in having your tastes pandered to, reach out. Who knows?


    00:10 Introduction

    03:15 Three new movies for Mark

    08:07 Bob's theme idea that he shoehorned in

    09:26 Knives Out

    23:10 The Holiday

    36:51 The Map of Tiny Perfect Things

    43:55 The Lost City

    50:56 La La Land

    58:19 Wrapping Up


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    1 ora e 2 min
  • (Four) Soundtracks
    Sep 8 2025

    Trying something new again this episode; Bob and Mark discuss some soundtracks. What kind of musical expertise and knowledge do they bring to the topic? Almost nothing. Is it a list of their favorites? Not necessarily. You might like it anyway. Fewer spoilers than usual, though we disdain caution around such things as always.


    00:00 Intro and disclaimer

    03:57 First soundtrack

    In the Mood for Love (soundtrack)

    11:25 Source for theme

    Yumeji

    16:39 Second soundtrack

    Perfect Days (soundtrack)

    21:34 The word Bob is failing to remember is "komorebi"

    24:51 Third soundtrack

    A Clockwork Orange (soundtrack)

    25:11 It's been a couple years since we talked about this film

    Kubrick/Hitchcock episode

    31:50 The greatest piece of music ever written (in Bob's opinion)

    Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, 4th Movement (This is not the best rendition of it, but it's okay. ~ Bob)

    33:26 Music that didn't make the soundtrack

    Wendy Carlos additional music (It was at this point in the edit that Bob discovered that Wendy Carlos was born Walter Carlos. Thus the original album title in the link.)

    37:20 Fourth soundtrack

    Sparrow (soundtrack)

    41:00 Clip from the film

    Stairs

    42:11 Region B disc

    Aussie Blu-Ray

    44:18 Winding down and wrapping up

    44:58 Film scores

    Every Frame a Painting


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    50 min
  • French Films
    Aug 5 2025

    This time around Bob and Mark lean right into the pretentiousness and discuss the French cinema they enjoy. (For the title we decided to go for the middle choice of "films;" seems midway between "cinema" and "movies.") We do less spoiling than usual, but you should still beware. The dreaded SPOILER may rear its head at any moment in our podcast.


    00:00 Intro

    03:45 Le Samourai

    07:01 Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai

    11:26 Disorder (Maryland)

    18:39 Au Revoir, Les Enfants

    24:28 My Dinner With Andre

    26:59 Three Colors: White

    33:41 L'Argent

    39:04 Wasabi

    43:15 Le Cercle Rouge

    46:50 Army of Shadows

    51:43 Les Vacances de Monsieur Hulot

    55:21 Odds and Ends

    The Count of Monte Cristo (2002), The Count of Monte Cristo (2024), Gankutsuou, The Count of Monte Cristo (Depardieu), Amélie, The Red Turtle, A Prophet

    1:02:12 Wrapping up


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    1 ora e 5 min