Episodi

  • my friend will
    Jan 16 2026

    this is about another will, but a couple days ago, i told my friend we should do a "free will day." Its a day we do the most random stuff ever like eat a pizza starting at the crust, jump into a lake, or go to a bar at 6 AM. ANYTHING. and we'll call it Free Will Day. And if anyone asks us about it, we'll tell them we have a friend name Will who has been kidnapped by a wizard and we are on a quest to free him, which is why its Free Will Day.

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    11 min
  • garlic and vanilla
    Jan 9 2026

    my friends. you might never even thought of making the same mistake as me but in case it isnt obvious to you, now you know to never make that same mistake.

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    12 min
  • happy new years and oh, sorry i forgot
    Jan 2 2026

    listen, we love nonsense.

    we are okay with nonsense.

    we are surviving through nonsense.

    we tolerate nonsense here.

    and we wish you a happy new year. I hope your year ahead is filled with love and peace.

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    18 min
  • the floor is me
    Dec 26 2025

    dear above,


    give me strength,

    give me energy

    give me gimme, gimme, a man after midnight

    won't somebody help me chase the shadows away?

    gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight

    take me through the darkness to the break of the day

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    10 min
  • stay calm stay smart stay logical
    Dec 19 2025

    breathe in breathe out breath in breath out AHHH


    AM i wrong for feeling this way?


    I mean i understand the stress, but the way their reaction to the stress and expecting me to have magic to make everything fixed asap when ive already done everything i can. i called, i email, i chat boxed, and its just out of my control. lets just wait till end of day because its within the time frame they SAID it would be delivered in.

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    12 min
  • i can't function right now
    Dec 12 2025

    the final installment from my toronto diaries. enjoy :)

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    10 min
  • my 9th day in toronto
    Dec 5 2025

    my 2nd recording from my toronto diaries. enjoy :)

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    9 min
  • my first couple bumps
    Nov 28 2025

    Yes, as you may have heard, I did break my own rule.


    Enjoy a collection of fragments from my recordings made throughout my trip to Toronto.


    oh, and this isnt everything....tune in next week and the week afterwards for more of me breaking my own rule.

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    12 min