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  • #93 Pie Eating Lesbians

    #93 Pie Eating Lesbians
    Nov 12 2026
    Denis is back from Caerphilly with tales of faggots and chips, a town full of dry robes and a lovely fireworks display. Then a trip to the GP gets very awkward behind the curtain. Meanwhile, Mark is back from a mini break in Berlin, where he did the conga and met a listener from the West of Ireland. Then he takes Denis through a lesbian pie eating contest, no hands allowed. Also this week: why London has no school buses, Irish curry vs English curry, hotel gowns in Japan, the hottest Senate daddies, Mamdani's Movember moustache, the Sabrina Carpenter chain reaction theory, Abdul El-Sayed and Sky News, small talk for when you bump into a gay, and a listener whose best mate wants a wellness stag with a sound bath. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    52 min
  • #92 Straight Arses Are Taking Over

    #92 Straight Arses Are Taking Over
    Nov 5 2026
    A birthday card for "Dad" lands on Mark's mat, from a Charlie he's never met: "see you in fourteen days". Meanwhile, Denis opens a fine from the Vatican for driving somewhere he's never driven, and whispers the least romantic line ever into Lisa's ear. Also this week: what CBT really stands for, the man who lives in a cage under the bed, doppelbangers, slut pop, a Halloween moustache that ended up in A&E, Paul Mescal's peach and Mark's accidental date. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    56 min
  • #91 Andrew Scott Spits on Mark

    #91 Andrew Scott Spits on Mark
    Oct 29 2026
    Denis orders Pizza Hut at 2am and gets scammed, and Mark explains what a U-Haul lesbian is. After the break, Denis and Mark get into Andrew Scott's spitting scene in It Gets Worse, the "right in front of my salad" meme, and Denis's doomsday kit (three days of water and a wind-up radio). Also this week: sun lamps and porridge, tipping in the rain, the sexy Halloween cats and the pantomime stars who aren't really there. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    54 min
  • #90 Help Stepbro, We're Banned

    #90 Help Stepbro, We're Banned
    Oct 22 2026
    The new UK porn law lands in two weeks, and Denis and Mark need answers: what happens to stepbro, and is "daddy" still allowed? Meanwhile, Mark got his Botox topped up and has been banned from blow dries (and riding), and Denis finally watches Sex and the City for the first time. Also this week: Tim Tams and Nigella's new Bake Off gig, which biscuits are gay (a Wagon Wheel is a lesbian), Dorothy's, the new lesbian bar, and its comment section, the olive scene and the old liquor room and the Wicked video everyone remembers. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    57 min
  • #89 What is Locktober?

    #89 What is Locktober?
    Oct 15 2026
    Denis leaves Lisa at the back of a Ryanair flight, shares his foolproof trick for the seat lottery and finds out what lives under the seats on the dirtiest plane in Ireland. Meanwhile, Mark heads to Dublin for a big national media moment that may or may not survive the edit. We also chat: Why voice notes should be a jailable offence A complaint from Anthony No Nut November and the NoFap superpowers The YIB inbox receives its first piece What on earth is Locktober? A school Lent challenge in Mallow Skip-a-thons and alien inflatable chairs Celebrity Traitors Get in touch by whatsapp on Your Internet Boyfriend Hotline +44 777 69 53 292. To access bonus content, ad-free listening, behind-the-scenes content and much more, subscribe at Headstuff.com/member. You can get all this and support the show directly for just €6 + VAT a month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    50 min
  • #88 Mark Tries to Get Denis Into a Thong

    #88 Mark Tries to Get Denis Into a Thong
    Oct 8 2026
    Traitors, thongs and TV licence inspectors. Fresh from the live show, the boys thank the fans who flew in from Cork, and Denis tries to retire his automatic handshake. Meanwhile, Mark has joined society and finally got a TV licence, just in time for his first ever episode of Celebrity Traitors. Plus, Tom Ford is sending men down the runway in thongs, and Mark tries to talk Denis into giving one a go. We also chat: Denis's three razors and the rarest plug on earth Space gays vs over-it gays No hot water at Denis's The neighbour who carried a turkey up the road Miso's new box When AI becomes your inner monologue What show would RTÉ give us? Get in touch by whatsapp on Your Internet Boyfriend Hotline +44 777 69 53 292. To access bonus content, ad-free listening, behind-the-scenes content and much more, subscribe at Headstuff.com/member. You can get all this and support the show directly for just €6 + VAT a month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    55 min
  • #87 Would You Go to a Naked Barber?

    #87 Would You Go to a Naked Barber?
    Oct 1 2026
    It's spooky season in the studio, pumpkins, candles and a burnt tangerine blouse. Mark spends a break from his tours eating IKEA meatballs, stumbles into a Tom Holland lookalike competition in Soho Square, and brings news of an East London celebrity barber who now cuts hair with no clothes on. Meanwhile, Denis's hairdresser flat out refuses to cut his hair, and he reads Mark Dolly Alderton's reasons to have a boyfriend. We also chat: Tonight's live show: a dishy chef, a grand piano and a surprise number Denis's diesel car What fancy dress actually does it for people, from French maids to lumberjacks Halloween costume disasters, from Florence and the Machine to a nun Coming out and Gen Z Barbers who get a bit too close Get in touch by whatsapp on Your Internet Boyfriend Hotline +44 777 69 53 292. To access bonus content, ad-free listening, behind-the-scenes content and much more, subscribe at Headstuff.com/member. You can get all this and support the show directly for just €6 + VAT a month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    56 min
  • #86 Mark and Denis Party in the Bushes

    #86 Mark and Denis Party in the Bushes
    Sep 24 2026
    Denis discovers Troye Sivan, the boys return from their big day out with the London beavers and Mark receives possibly the most important celebrity follow of his career. We also chat: Our big beaver adventure The surprisingly complicated sex lives of bats Mark nearly causing a cycling accident Bosco Gay dating advice First-date escape plans Get in touch by whatsapp on Your Internet Boyfriend Hotline +44 777 69 53 292. To access bonus content, ad-free listening, behind-the-scenes content and much more, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Headstuff.com/member⁠⁠. You can get all this and support the show directly for just €6 + VAT a month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    55 min