Today’s hunk of shit is comprised of the guys talking about which sodas are white trash, serial killers, Bigfoot, building forts in the woods as children, and whatever other nonsense which I cannot remember.

Today we talked about drone warfare, Sam’s mad at Baby Boomers, Chris beats his brother at Smash Bros, Richie Rich Sam has THREE vacuum cleaners like he’s Warren Buffet or something. Sam takes a run at recommending life hacks with disappointing results, and more.

Intro is Upon Deaf Ears by The Longest Hall:

https://youtu.be/KuB-kSAeTug?is=wk7F7ndM9pMggypq

Outro is Sam Hall by The Longest Hall:

https://youtu.be/PrOzxd9un-U?is=V5-wqthw-aaEOi4p

Today we discussed getting shmacked with spoons or chanclettas as a kid, roadtrip snacks, going to a strip club with your mom, Sam’s Beer Lympics, pickleball, batting cages, the PSP, old video game nostalgia, and movies you can’t walk away from if you see it on while you’re doing something else.

Holy SHIT time got away from us today, but time flies blah blah having fun blah blah, and we had a ton of fun. Were joined by our good pal Shmidtty who regales us with some stories ranging from how he came to own a full pirate costume, stories from his time in the army, and from growing up in rural Alaska. The 4 talk about about all manner of things from murderers who are quadruple amputees to giants in caves to tattoos, drunken stories, dressing up in costumes, and I don’t remember it all, but it was a wild ride and a good time.

Intro is Upon Deaf Ears by The Longest Hall

https://youtu.be/KuB-kSAeTug?is=7ujOKvCmPg04TTwe

Outro is Sam Hall by The Longest Hall

https://youtu.be/PrOzxd9un-U?is=kDNd_OWP-QaVw0Bd

Today we rolled a d20 and discussed 20 corresponding topics, ranging from your own personal conspiracy theories to jobs we thought we would do when we were children and the guys are briefly joined via phone by Sam’s funnier replacement.

Intro is Upon Deaf Ears by The Longest Hall

https://youtu.be/KuB-kSAeTug?is=s3bcem0h_CLjMllj

Outro is Sam Hall by The Longest Hall

https://youtu.be/PrOzxd9un-U?is=wWB4Btx5qXxD30xS

Today we discussed Mothman, our top movies sort of, fishing, heaven, and I don’t remember whatever else even though I just edited this hunk of shit. Sam and Dom take a shot doing the show alone playing all three hosts.

Chris, Sam, and Dom talk about the Wendigo, their pet peeves, pumpkin season starting earlier and earlier, and Star Wars. Also frogs.

Intro is Upon Deaf Ears by The Longest Hall

https://youtu.be/KuB-kSAeTug?is=RCoeyZhlB0J1eVAf

Outro is Sam Hall by The Longest Hall

https://youtu.be/PrOzxd9un-U?is=xLPqqeotruyi4l5V

Today the guys discuss God, religion, aliens, Annunaki, poignant lyrics from the early 2000s, bachelor trips, and more. Tune in for a real disappointment.