The Wizards season is officially underway and...we're kinda good! Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL return to the show for the first time to talk with Matt, Chloe, and Frank about the Wizards magic. Plus, Matt and Frank share their experience from attending the Wizards/Raptors game (along with friend of the show Ali Grusell)! We debate whether or not it is ethical to leave a game early, delve into G Man (our secret other mascot), and we play a game where we compare AJ Dybantsa's debut with other notable first overall picks. It's a slime-tastic good time! Hop in Lebron's private helicopter and come join the fun!

The NBA season begins TODAY for the Washington Wizards. So you know it's time to party! Join Matt and Frank for a look back on the preseason, a look ahead to the 2026-27, and a discussion of skeleton keys. What does success look like for the 2026-27 Washington Wizards? What players are we thinking about as the season begins? And why do they call it a skeleton key? WITNESS ME, and join the Wizards Party!

It's the first of episode of your go-to podcast on the NBA's most magical and mystifying team - the Washington Wizards! Join Frank Cervarich, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino for our inaugural episode. As preseason looms for the 2026-27 NBA season, Frank, Greg, and Matt try to convince Chloe why she should become a Wizards fan this year. We talk about our roster, potential chants we can do in the audience this year, cupholders at the arena, and all of the most important topics in the Wizarding world of the Washington Wizards. Smash that play button and let's get this party started!