How do you become a white supremacist whilst worshiping a brown Jewish fellow? You just rewrite the entire Bible until Everyone in it is white! Our Palestinian mate, White Jesus, takes us from the (very brown) early depictions of Jesus to British Israelism, the Ten Lost Tribes, an alleged Israelite Scotland, an attempt to find the Ark of the Covenant in Ireland, and finally Christian Identity — because when your theology has painted itself into an antisemitic corner, apparently the sensible solution is to move the entire Bible. Shocking absolutely no one, it turns out there's nothing particularly historical about White Jesus.

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If you enjoyed watching religious fanatics invent invisible problems to justify visible damage, take a dip into Episode 121 where we unpack the paranoid world of modern exorcisms and spiritual warfare. 👉 Listen to Ep 121: What Is Spiritual Warfare? Invisible Demons, Visible Damage

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This episode draws on British Israelism, Christian Identity theology, Houston Stewart Chamberlain’s Foundations of the Nineteenth Century, and Walter Grundmann. The research behind this episode is extensive, chaotic and occasionally involves people looking for the Ark of the Covenant in Ireland — email us anytime if you want the full source list.

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