In this Episode We talk about a perfect weather day, whether Cupertino really has perfect weather all year, why Hollywood ended up in California, Apple’s new event and Amanda wanting her iPhone 12 back, technology stagnating while AI takes off, how fast drives made loading screens disappear, whether you’re actually getting the internet speed you pay for, the first time you ever had Wi-Fi, data plans and parents yelling at you for using the internet, how much data Snapchat eats, a man standing perfectly still in a field who was definitely dumping a body, whether you’d get paid for solving a murder, becoming an information broker, Nightcrawler, Amanda chasing crimes on a police scanner app, whether she could be a 911 operator, people who call 911 over nothing, the night a boiler puff back sent every fire truck in town to Amanda’s house, meth lab explosions, how pharmacies track Sudafed, what breaking bad actually means, and whether you’d take fifty thousand dollars in cash to be teleported to a random spot in a random country and find your own way home.

In this Episode We talk about being past Labor Day, Amanda starting to like fall more than summer, whether retirement homes are actually depressing or secretly a great time, the difference between a retirement community and a nursing home, Amanda’s great aunt who stole jewelry in her nursing home, her nanny who never cursed once until Alzheimer’s, the railroad worker who survived a spike through the head, the guy who filled a microwave with cement around his own head, a man who didn’t feel a pole go through his skull, the Vine of the guy who got a dart in the forehead, how people survive the impossible and then die tripping on the stairs, smokers who live to a hundred, the man who never bathed and died after he finally did, a college friend who stank so bad you could smell his whole hallway, what it would be like to see smells, why hygiene is the hardest truth to tell a friend, whether cancer has a smell, how heavy you’d let yourself get if it couldn’t hurt you, going full Nikocado and monetizing it, how expensive fast food has gotten, a fourteen dollar Raising Cane’s combo, what an iPhone actually costs to make, brand loyalty, Gen Z going analog, and deleting social media off your phone.

In this Episode We talk about it officially being September, the summer going by too fast, Amanda not making it to the beach once, Andrew handing Amanda his orange instead of a microphone, Andrew's trip to Rhode Island and Amanda's trip to Aruba, the McDonald's wedding, the worst places to get proposed to, people proposing at someone else's wedding or bar mitzvah, the one scenario where Amanda would allow it, how weddings and money bring out jealousy, how nobody can afford a house anymore, the mansions in Rhode Island, squatters, a storefront full of umbrellas with a cow out front that turned out to be a dog, Andrew's rock and brick collection, Andrew and his mom getting caught taking rocks from what looked like abandoned land and a man blocking them in and threatening to call the police, truckers leaving jugs of pee on the side of the road, Amanda's Twitch streams, GTA 6 and the TikTok panic about boyfriends dating Lucia, GTA roleplay servers, and acting out a traffic stop that ends with Andrew revealing he's the rock cop.