This week Danielle and Molly discuss hijacked airplane parts, hacked ships, insurance and degree fraud, Travis Kelsey ponzi scheme, a canceled gala involving a Princess Diana charity, Act Blue firing their lawyers, and much more!

Molly and Danielle navigate the September 11th document drop, AI math plagiarism, South Africa's coming tax revenue drought, Canada trying to join the EU, Immigration fraud in Texas, and the possible death of Cocaine Mitch.

Molly and Danielle discuss important things like the superiority of vomit flavored Jelly-Belly over Buttered Popcorn, Chemical exposures in Boston, Bye-bye Milo, Black Market Goodbye Kitty, AI generated CSAM, Job hunting in the 90’s, shit lettuce updates, and more.

Molly and Danielle discuss cancer on the rise in rural America, Tyson Beef Processing plant closures, Carmelo Anthony court update, homeless wank popups, and the FBI DNA bank updates.

Danielle and Molly continue their discussion on the use of AI alongside a review of the weekly news to include an information heist in Liechtenstein, the connections between Kick and Motherless dot com, the trouble with communist nepo-babies, and more.

Discussed in the Hamster House this week a fat stack T-bill auction, People Soup Rescue on the Hudson, Commies Gone Wild, Drop Shipping Fetuses, Otto the Bus Driver saves Germany, El Tigre takes on a tough neighborhood, and so much more.

Danielle and Molly review Lizard Lots; a new wave of online Scams; Big W's, some L's; and the prospect of playing Duck, Duck, Rock with some low profile large effect criminals.

Molly and Danielle discuss the success of the Cockroach Movement in India, Fake Degrees and H1Bs, Jury Duty in New Jersey, Iran's alarmingly rapid bounce back, and how Disney Music will save you from being secretly filmed.