What would Satan do? Honestly, we're not even entirely sure who Satan is, and apparently neither were some of the people writing about him. This week, we're digging into the devil, demon-possessed pigs, questionable biblical interpretations, and why men have spent centuries accusing inconvenient women of witchcraft. We also discuss why little Bri thought the literal devil just needed someone to tell him about Jesus. It's spooky season, the theology is getting weird, and we have SO many questions.

Apparently, angels in the Bible are a lot less Precious Moments and a lot more nightmare fuel. We're talking wings, eyeballs, fire, and creatures that sound like Ezekiel might have needed a little nap. But somewhere along the way, we traded terrifying heavenly beings for soft, pretty angels who know their place. And wouldn't you know it, the patriarchy managed to get its grubby little hands on that, too. This week, we're talking angels, Victoria's Secret, and why some men apparently need to feel superior to literally everything God created.

The Bible is full of miracles, wisdom, redemption…and a frankly alarming amount of poop. This week, we’re digging into the stories Sunday school conveniently skipped: a sword swallowed by a man’s belly, a plague of possibly divine hemorrhoids, golden replicas of those hemorrhoids, and a prophet negotiating with God over exactly whose poop he has to cook with. If your version of Christianity requires the Bible to be polished, dignified, and suitable for a Hobby Lobby sign, we have some deeply unfortunate news for you. God put the weird crap in there—we’re just unhinged enough to talk about it.