Episodi

  • Why is homunculus kindaaaaa....
    Jun 18 2026

    Special guest Caro is with us! We cover:

    Is everyone else stomping grapes at vineyards without us? We should get a livestream of the president, bootyhole waxes, PERIODS. OKAY? WOMEN TALKING ABOUT PERIODS. And.. we're land.


    xxx love ya please leave a review if you love us.

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    23 min
  • They shouldn't have let desi babes on Love Island (Kiran Solo Ep)
    Jun 11 2026

    Ilee's in IBIZA? So we've got an ennui-fueled raspy rant ep for the upgirlies today. What's covered? Kiran's beef with her reformer pilates instructor, Love Island UK despair, can't be ARSED, bebot, and is Will.i.am into asian chicks? probably.

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    21 min
  • Episode 9: Was 'squirty cream' invented before squirting?
    Jun 4 2026

    Madonna/ JT's 4 minutes to save the world HIDDEN MEANING, anxiety, ADHD, god and football, Fetty Wap, 30 Rock, funerals

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    21 min
  • HEATWAVE SPECIAL: RUMSPRINGA
    May 28 2026

    Fahrenheit (don't be mad), 'I couldn't care less' and attachment theory, teaching Amish traditions to libs, reality show producers running the world, when the popular kid from high school is famous, double-sided tentacle, acting challenge, face to bin contact, and flirting is all we have. <3

    LOVE YA, please leave us a nice review!!!! <3

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    33 min
  • Episode 7: Kiran’s disgraced meeting with Amelia Dimz
    May 21 2026

    The war against moaning (nonsexual), Kiran's hot masseuse, twin incest, unfortunate names, what if your boss was a free spirited robot screenwriter, "um, yeah" -Kiran on BBC World News Radio

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    32 min
  • OJ died? MINI EHLER EP
    May 14 2026

    just a quick out of contexter for the upgirlies xx


    LOVE YA

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    7 min
  • Episode 6: Are we emotionally slutty?
    May 7 2026

    How men pee, bars for soup, public toilet seats, the beauty of lying, major tea on dating when you’re (not) famous.

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    19 min
  • Episode 5: Anne Boleyn has insane p*ssy aura (ARCHIVE)
    Apr 30 2026

    Using new-age time travel technology, we've brought you a podcast episode from the past. May 2025-ish, to be kind of exact.


    We discuss Anne Boleyn coochie, Miss Rachel indoctrinating our youth, calling straight men papi, and kiran getting assaulted by an incel in Dalston, and 'fair enough'.

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    34 min