This week on Unwise Girls, we've greedily guzzled down the whole contents of the Chalice and found little bits of gold at the bottom! Well, I mean, like, not in a dangerous way, just in the cool and kind of magical way. We didn't swallow metal, we prommy! We discuss totally heterosexual dreams of a totally monogamous future, the tastiest mythics, new and innovative ways to be a crappy father, a few potshots at Lester, fatal flaws, and the dissonant Disney reality we live in.

Come back in two weeks for the entirety of Cold Springs!

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This week on Unwise Girls, we're beginning the end as we discuss the resolution of The Chalice of the Gods' antagonist, our favorite narrative moves in a long time, smart characterization, fun interaction between good friends, the games we hate, the jokes we love to make ourselves laugh at, and so much more!

Come back next week for The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 30 to 35!

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This week on Unwise Girls, we discuss boycotting Spotify (https://bdsmovement.net/boycott-spotify) and how we will no longer be publishing episodes on there. I'm not sure anything else we do in this episode really qualifies as..... "discussion," but I still hope that you enjoy.

Come back next week for The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 24 to 29!

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Get wet or get even! This week on Unwise Girls we discuss the little details that Riordan can explore now that he isn't tying himself to the railroad tracks of road trip adventure stories, your boss's nepo baby cringeteen, Percy's complete failure to do anything but protect the status quo, the post-2020 doldrums, fun new parent-child dynamics, and Jane's favorite ever television show.

Come back next week for The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 18 to 23!

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The Senior Year Adventures stay strong as we enter full nostalgia mode in the Chuck E. Cheese from hell. This week on Unwise Girls we discuss nostalgia trips, sliding timescales but like very literally, healing Sally Jackson's character, child safety locks, the Boomer debacle, and... implied framing devices? In my Percy Jackson book?

Come back next week for The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 12 to 17!

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Maybe it isn't so over. Maybe we really can be so fucking back. This week on Unwise Girls, we let optimism back in the room and embrace her as we finally kick back into Percy Jackson mode with The Senior Year Adventures. What will Percy, Annabeth and Grover get up to this time? We'll discuss that and more, so listen on!!!

Come back next week for The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 6 to 11!

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Boy, is that a mouthful! And we've got more than a mouthful of stories for you this week, folks. Here at Unwise Girls Inc., we've decided to really clean up our act and cover all the miscellaneous little stories we've left in the cracks along the way. That's right, we're covering about a decade's worth of short stories, choose-your-own-adventures, allegedly ghostwritten projects, and Italian treats! Buon Natale.

Come back next week for The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 1 to 5!

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The Court of the Dead is over. Nico di Angelo and his ridiculous little adventures have drawn to a close (for now). So what are we left with in the wake of that? Who will remain? How will we recover? This week on Unwise Girls, we discuss all of the threads that have been left unpulled, every strange character decision, each time Rick Riordan and Mark Oshiro retreat into rote nonsense, and just how perfectly and safely boring this whole thing has been. Sorry! I'm sorry! It's just true!!!!

Come back next week for ... something?

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