Sup bros, we're back with another episode, and this time we're diving into UFC 302: Makhachev vs. Poirier. While this event promised to be a slugfest, it unfortunately turned into a bit of a snoozefest, with most fights going to decision. This was only the second card in UFC history with so many bouts decided by the judges.

Let's start with the co-main event. Sean Strickland vs. Paulo Costa was highly anticipated, given their reputations and strong online presences. However, the fight underperformed, leaving fans disappointed. Did Strickland play it safe, or was Costa unable to bring his usual explosiveness? We'll break down why this fight didn’t live up to the hype.

On a brighter note, Kevin Holland delivered a quick and impressive finish via armbar against Michał Oleksiejczuk. Are armbars becoming a cheat code in MMA? Should their use be scrutinized more closely, or are they just another legitimate weapon in a fighter’s arsenal?

The main event between Dustin Poirier and Islam Makhachev was a battle for the ages. This grueling war came down to the final round, showcasing the heart and skill of both fighters. With such a close and intense fight, we have to ask: Will Dustin retire after this war? And is Islam now the pound-for-pound greatest fighter of all time?

Joining us today is Minute Mary. Known for her tardiness and bad time management, Mary is a die-hard UFC fan who trains Jiu Jitsu at Rockland Grapplers. Beyond analyzing UFC 302, we’ll discuss whether 302 felt more like a Trump rally, my experience watching at 4 AM from Italy, and how we battled falling asleep during the card. We'll also cover who won our battle in predictions, whether fans only want knockouts, the UFC 300 hangover, and if $300k bonuses are enough incentive to actually fight. Finally, we'll ponder if UFC 303 is actually going to happen.

So grab a drink, sit back, and tune in for an in-depth and entertaining recap of UFC 302!