Listen… we’re tired, grandpa. Ashley goes rogue and lets AI decide the podcast, because planning felt optional this week.

We throw the outline out the window and let ChatBestie take the reins, serving up hot takes, debate prompts (mostly about food), and one "hilariously haunted" story generated by Chat, who we’re now pretty convinced is secretly listening to Christy.

We riff in real time, argue our opinions, go off on tangents, and once again prove that giving artificial intelligence creative control might not be the safest choice… but it is entertaining.

If you love conversations, unhinged AI prompts, and listening to us test whether AI is actually capable of “tAkInG oUr jObS,” this episode is for you.

Fantasy football season is officially over, so we’re back with one final bonus update. Christy discovers she was never in the playoffs (surprise, it was the toilet bowl)! Ashley makes it to the championship game, and one league member chooses chaos by attempting to drop his entire team. Naturally, Christy seizes the opportunity to try and sabotage Ashley one last time.

One final discussion about the punishments we've seen, and HOT DOG, its a vibe.

Short, messy, and full of laughter exactly the energy this season deserved. Thanks for riding out fantasy football season with us, join us next time!

Is the Earth flat… or are people just deeply committed to being wrong?

This week, Christy takes us on a deep dive into the Flat Earth movement and the various methods flat-earthers use to try to “disprove” science, data, and basic observable reality. From misunderstood experiments to wildly confident YouTubers, we explore the most common Flat Earth arguments and the famous people who believe them.

Meanwhile, Ashley gets increasingly fired up by science denial, misinformation, and the mental gymnastics required to reject established facts.

We unpack why these beliefs spread online, how they’re about to get even worse with the rise of AI-generated videos, what they reveal about trust in institutions, and yes still somehow reference “Baby Got Back.”

If you’ve ever wondered how Flat Earth theories come about, or just want to hear two friends spiral while discussing them, this episode is for you.

Ashley goes full woo and proposes the idea that we might be living in a simulation and astrology could be the code running it. Join us on this deep dive into astrology and simulation theory. We cover how “glitches in the matrix,” could actually just be system updates and how the interns running our current SIM have really dropped the ball lately. We also connect the dots between eclipse season chaos, our own charts and how this podcast was literally birthed during this season. Is astrology predictive… or programmed? Let’s spiral.

Christy breaks down her favorite TV show, Dexter, and her theory that viewers either love it or hate it, with almost no middle ground. We explain what Dexter is really about, why it became such a cult favorite, and what makes it so polarizing among fans and critics.

From there, the conversation spirals (as it always does) into true-crime TV obsessions, including why Keith Morrison is clearly Ashley’s boyfriend, hot tips and tricks to plan the perfect murder, and why The Handmaid’s Tale is Ashley’s personal “Roman Empire.” We also touch on real-world serial killer statistics in the U.S. fueling your nightmares for at least the next few nights.

If you love TV deep dives, true crime commentary, and unserious opinions about very serious shows, this episode is for you.

A very short Christmas Day bonus update 🎄

We’re popping in with a quick follow-up to our Birth Order episode after our siblings finally decided to reply. Nothing heavy — just a few extra minutes of Christy knowing her siblings like she knows herself, and the confirmation we all needed that birth order theory is absolutely real.

Think of this as a stocking stuffer, not a full episode.

Christy shares a wildly funny experience with her Chat bestie that spirals into a full-on history mix-up involving Napoleon Bonaparte… and his pants?! What starts as a harmless “fun fact” quickly turns into chaos when Christy realizes the information isn’t actually true — and when she goes back to question it, ChatGPT confidently denies it ever happened.

Ashley immediately nerds out, crediting her limited knowledge of Napoleon to Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, and the conversation veers into pop culture, fashion, and how historical figures get reimagined over time. From questionable style choices to cultural influence and rebellion, the episode takes a sharp (and hilarious) turn.

The discussion eventually lands on the very real issue of AI confidence, misinformation, and being low-key gaslit by a robot. We break down the funniest moments from Christy’s Chat Bestie conversation, talk about why these mix-ups happen, and laugh through the absurdity of trusting AI with history. (PSA: maybe don’t.)

If you’ve ever asked ChatGPT a question and thought, wait… that doesn’t sound right, this one’s for you.

In this episode, Ashley breaks down birth order stereotypes and the personality traits commonly associated with being the oldest, middle, or youngest child. From responsibility and leadership to middle child dynamics and youngest child behavior, we explore why these stereotypes exist and how family roles can shape personality.

Ashley explains the key characteristics tied to each birth order and how parents may treat children differently depending on where they fall in the family. Christy is also surprised with real feedback collected from her siblings, offering an inside look at how birth order stereotypes play out in real life.

We react to the stereotypes ourselves, briefly touch on where only children fit into the conversation, and break down the results from a poll on our Instagram, comparing popular beliefs with what listeners actually experience.

Are birth order stereotypes accurate, exaggerated, or totally off-base? This episode dives into the psychology, humor, and family dynamics behind birth order theory.