In life, there are many times when we are told to STOP!

Sometimes we don't stop when we should just Go.

Ponder on that for a minute or two...

Just kidding.

Don't ever think unless; it's the only thing you can do.

Why?

'Cause it's boring and quiet.

Mostly.

This episode probably could have won the Academy award for having a short title. There should be a category for that, right?

Hells yeah, there should.

Go is the name of the movie this week that Kris and Li attempt to dismantle the cast and retrofit with new honest-to-gosh actors. Most are still living and actor-ing as well.

isn't what these two do dangerous?

Yeah, it is.

Which is why only a few hundred other podcasts do this or as a segment of their take on movie B.S. (big showbiz) recasting.

Is it hard to do?

Mostly not. But why ask why?

Directed by: Doug Liman

Go stars: Katy Holmes, Sarah Polley, Timothy Oliphant, Scott Wolf and Jay Mohr

So, go listen to this episode of Go

Make sure that you don't have to go before you listen to Go because you won't want go during your listening of Go.

Go now!

Rock on,

Hugo A-Go Go (TCR Street Leech founding member)

Hello.

What are you wearing?

Is it a fin?

Well... heh, heh. If you can read this, you might be too close.

Don't worry if you can't.

Because, all you need is ears to listen to this week's

episode of TOTAL CASTING RECALL

Wherein, we don't just talk about recasting

WE DO IT; AND FURTHERMORE WE DO IT FOR YOU, THE LISTENER.

IT MAY APPEAR THAT I'M SHOUTING I AM NOT.

I'M JUST TOO LAZY TO HIT THE SHIFT KEY.

ANYWAY, HOW ARE YOU?

I'M GOOD. AND SO ARE LEE AND CHRIS.

LISTEN TO THEM TALK AND TALK.

THOUGH YOU MAY END UP QUESTIONING EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE,

Nevertheless,

Splash is the movie.

Director Ronny Howard

Actors Tommy Hanks, Johnny Candy, Daryl Hannah and Eugene Levy

WARNING:

AFTER LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE, YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE IN MERMAIDS BUT YOU JUST MIGHT BELIEVE THAT ACTORS ARE REAL.

Peace,

Dr. Phun Poo-Leese

(TCR Wingnut)

One Raider.

One Ark.

Let the romance begin...

You probably heard of Raiders of the Lost Ark. If you're lucky, you might have even seen it.

If you have OR even if you haven't, today is your lucky day.

Lee and Chris re-cast this classic film from George Lucas.

Directed by Steven Spielberg

It stars Harrison Ford. And a cacophony of other fine actors rounding out the cast.

Therefore they shall be dismissed by Chris ahd Lee because they think their big shot opinions are very impressive.

Newsflash. They are.... Not!!

Keep reading ...and I ... will keep you guessing. Tee Hee...

You will swoon to this episode. Or sleep, as it was recorded at

the optimum mind relaxation frequency of 880 MHz

You will now buy TOTAL CASTING RECALL merch....

Listen closely to this episode to find out how and why....

YOU will enjoy buying and wearing the

TOTAL RECALL CASTING merch...

You will laugh.

You will laugh at the show.

You will laugh and subscribe

"I know you will..."

- ACTUAL QUOTE FROM RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK MOVIE BY THE SCARY VILLAIN WHO'S FACE LATER GETS MELTED OFF.

Best Beans,

Surly McFilmdork Esq.