This episode was recorded ahead of the Champions League clash against Inter. We look back at the Forest game, talk about Ethan’s loan move to Marseille, and of course look ahead to Inter (shoutout to Mkhitaryan 👀) and Manchester United at the weekend. There’s an Arsenal & AFCON quiz, Scottie Tabulations are back, and things go slightly off the rails as usual. That’s it.

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We recorded this one ahead of our Caribbean Cup clash with Chelsea, debating what lineup we’d go with. We look forward, talk Myles Lewis-Skelly, revisit the painful Liverpool game, and ask whether Arteta puts on too much of a handbrake in the big matches. BFG is stepping down, so we send our thanks and talk about why he’s leaving his role as Head of Youth at Arsenal. Jams brings the quiz, and we try not to get too competitive — which is impossible when it’s Dan versus John.

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That’s it.

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👉 We recorded this one at the pub before the Liverpool game — and for the first time ever, we actually end up talking a bit about American football, mainly because John just won’t stop with the shout-outs (and it keeps going all episode). We look back at the year’s biggest surprises and disappointments, run through a quiz, and check in on the latest tabulations.

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👉 We recorded this one before the Aston Villa game. John was absolutely not nervous at all — which, in hindsight, makes perfect sense. Everton still has the worst stadium name in football and should obviously be called the UNESCO Stadium. John brings the quiz, Jams’ prediction streak keeps rolling, and everything is perfectly under control. Happy New Year MF's. That’s it.

👉 No quiz this time — instead we talk through the Everton game with a focus on our best possible starting XI. Christmas is just around the corner, so Jams has brought a little gift for the other two (and the listeners). There’s also a very unexpected shout-out to Messi… and yes, we still end with predictions. That’s it.

👉 Pablo subs in for John, who’s off on holiday. All three of us were at the Radiohead gig and are still riding the hype — which does not mix well with the Wolves game. Viggo Gyökeres gets a proper going-over, there’s yet another movie detour, Pablo’s in charge of the quiz, and John and Manu send in their predictions from afar. That’s it.

👉 We’re recording before the Club Brugge match, still licking our wounds after the loss to Villa. We break down what went wrong, look at possible lineups for tonight, and—obviously—take a completely unnecessary detour into gangster movies. Dan brings a quiz on players who’ve represented both Arsenal and Villa, and we wrap it all up with predictions. That’s it.

👉 John was the only one of the three who actually watched the Brentford game at the pub — so he’s the expert. We go through the listener vote we ran between episodes, all because Dan refused to accept Manu’s prediction as valid. Who came out on top? We talk through the Chelsea match, look ahead to the weekend, and of course wrap it all up with predictions and a quiz. That’s it.