Episodi

  • “GET A REAL JOB”

    “GET A REAL JOB”
    Jan 25 2026

    A caller tells me to get a real job and tries to navigate feeling taken for granted in his current relationship, and caller believes his lack of sexual activity has endowed him with superpowers.

    It is time to go home to candy land. I am a gecko.

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    1 ora e 8 min
  • “I CAN C*M USING ONLY MY MIND”

    “I CAN C*M USING ONLY MY MIND”
    Jan 21 2026

    A caller living in japan learns to fuck themselves with their mind after struggling romantically, and a caller lives in a real life sitcom.

    There is money for pizza on the counter. I am a gecko.

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    1 ora e 11 min
  • “I’M FROM IRAN, AND I HAVE A MESSAGE”

    “I’M FROM IRAN, AND I HAVE A MESSAGE”
    Jan 18 2026

    A caller from Iran talks about his concerns for the future of his homeland and his community among the massive ongoing protests in the country, his propaganda filled childhood, and why he feels obligated to a sense of duty. It was a great conversation.

    Fake plants are better than real ones sometimes. I am a gecko.

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    1 ora e 15 min
  • LOVE IN THE STRIP CLUB GONE RIGHT

    LOVE IN THE STRIP CLUB GONE RIGHT
    Jan 14 2026

    A caller is pleasantly surprised after pouring his heart out at the strip club, a caller shares how accidentally becoming a father has changed his character, and a final caller's cat keeps trying to die.

    We are no longer welcomed at game night. I am a gecko.

    Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ

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    1 ora e 16 min
  • READING GECKMAIL WITH MY DAD

    READING GECKMAIL WITH MY DAD
    Jan 11 2026

    Hello. In this episode I wake my dad up from a nap and read viewer mail with him.

    He tells me about fantasizing over nuclear warfare, how his life went differently than how he anticipated, if people were more optimistic in the 70s, and a lot of other life stuff. He gave his perspective on emails about friendship, love, anxiety, and other human things. It was a good episode and I’m happy we did it. I think it was a good one. I hope you like it. Try doing a podcast with your dad it’s fun.

    It is time to throw a hairdryer into outer space. I am a gecko.

    Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.

    Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ

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    1 ora e 37 min
  • “I LIVE ON A NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATION”

    “I LIVE ON A NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATION”
    Jan 7 2026

    A caller talks about their day to day life on a Navajo reservation while they herd sheep, I talk to a second caller about this paradoxical life of schemes, and a viewer email debates whether or not to disclose his history of writing successful gay erotica.

    It is time to pin the tail on John Travolta. I am a gecko.

    Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.

    Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ

    Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com

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    1 ora e 10 min
  • “I’M BECOMING MY FATHER”

    “I’M BECOMING MY FATHER”
    Jan 4 2026

    A caller fears he’s becoming just like his dad, a caller spends the night in jail for weed possession + finds her long lost lover after 9 years, and a caller discusses the struggles of dating while overweight.

    Light a candle. I am a gecko.

    Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ

    Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com

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    1 ora e 11 min
  • “I GREW UP ULTRA ORTHODOX JEWISH “

    “I GREW UP ULTRA ORTHODOX JEWISH “
    Dec 31 2025

    A caller shares his experience growing up in an isolated religious community and the absurdist point of view it caused him to develop, and I read my favorite geckmail email in the history of this show.

    Don’t chew gum while skydiving. I am a gecko.

    Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ

    Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com

    FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

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    1 ora e 3 min