After crowning the peroxide kings, it was only right to even things up.

This bonus episode brings you The World Cup of Blonde Women, a full Groups A-H World Cup celebrating some of the most iconic, influential and instantly recognisable blonde eras in pop culture, TV, music and beyond.

From Denise Van Outen and Paula Yates to Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz and the unforgettable Annalise from Neighbours, this tournament isn’t about looks - it’s about impact, era-defining energy, cultural footprint and “you had to be there” moments.

As always, the criteria is loose, the debates are heated, nostalgia does most of the heavy lifting, and consistency disappears early doors.

Icons clash, hot takes fly, and no one agrees on anything for more than 30 seconds.

This episode exists for balance, fairness, and because the list is genuinely ridiculous.

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Including:

• The World Cup of Horrible People

• The World Cup of Horrible Words / Phrases

• The World Cup of 2025

• The World Cup of Liquids

• The World Cup of Modern Football Is Rubbish (Groups & Knockouts)

• The World Cup of Blonde Dudes

• BONUS: Top 40 Acts of Fruitiness 🍌
  …and the entire back catalogue.

🎟️ Multiple tiers
⏱️ Full-length episodes
🚫 Not listed anywhere else

If you enjoyed Blonde Dudes, this one was inevitable.

🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

The World Cup of the Letter C: FULL EPISODE

This week we’re going all in with a full, uncut episode of The World Cup of the Letter C, where absolutely anything beginning with “C” is fair game.

From Coffee, Crocs and Candy Shops to ChatGPT, Costco and Canary Wharf, this tournament throws together places, people, concepts and complete nonsense, then treats them with far more seriousness than they deserve.

Along the way we argue the merits of Christmas, question the power of Camping, get sidetracked by Chicken, and somehow end up debating whether Cheese deserves elite status. Logic is stretched, rules are bent, and consistency is abandoned almost immediately.

This one’s a proper World Cup episode - full groups, full debates, full chaos - and it’s completely free as a gateway into the series.

👉 patreon.com/theworldcupof

Including:

• The World Cup of Horrible People

• The World Cup of Horrible Words / Phrases

• The World Cup of 2025

• The World Cup of Liquids

• The World Cup of Modern Football Is Rubbish

• The World Cup of Forgotten TV Shows

• The World Cup of Insults

• The World Cup of Hard People

• BONUS: Top 40 Acts of Fruitiness 🍌
  …and the entire back catalogue.

🎟️ Multiple tiers available
⏱️ Full-length episodes
🚫 Not listed anywhere else]

If this one hooks you, the rest of the chaos lives on Patreon.

🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

The World Cup of Blonde Dudes gets underway as Groups A–D are revealed and debated in all their peroxide-powered glory.

From pop stars and footballers to TV icons and cultural moments frozen in time, this tournament celebrates (and interrogates) the most iconic blonde eras, trims and transformations, with absolutely no science involved whatsoever.

Before any knockouts, we set the criteria for what truly makes an elite blonde dude: impact, legacy, recognisability and sheer “you had to be there” energy.

Group A: Vanilla Ice, Gordon Ramsay, H from Steps, Erling Haaland

Group B: Joe Exotic, Paddy Pimblett, Robbie Savage, Gazza 1996

Group C: Pat Sharp, Shane Warne, Ric Flair, Eminem

Group D: Dog the Bounty Hunter, Zack Morris, Brad Pitt, Steve Irwin

This is a full standalone group-stage episode.

The complete tournament, all remaining groups and knockout rounds are available exclusively at: patreon.com/theworldcupof

Pick your favourites. Question your choices. Embrace the bleach.