This week on The Weekly D Podcast, the boys are back with absolute chaos. From Full Metal Jacket–level military talk and boot camp comparisons that go a little too far, to the absurd comedy of air travel, family gatherings, and expensive dinners that somehow never feel worth it—this episode covers everything and nothing all at once.

We get into gambling regrets, claw machine scams, impulsive shopping disasters, and how one wrong sensor can turn a simple fix into a full-blown headache. Add in movie debates, wild dating strategies, political arguments online, and the kind of cultural references that either hit perfectly… or completely miss—and you’ve got a classic Weekly D rollercoaster.

As always, the heart of the episode is friendship, storytelling, and finding humor in everyday chaos. Oh—and yes… we’re coming for them pimps.

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Recorded live and in-person at Embrace the Culture 6, hosted by Them Damn Mexicans, this bonus episode captures the raw energy of Houston’s underground scene. Danny G sits down with Maria Saez — rapper, influencer, and singer-songwriter — to talk about creativity, culture, and carving out your own lane in a city that never stops hustling. It’s unfiltered, vibrant, and straight from the heart of H-Town.

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This week on The Weekly D Podcast, Danny G and Alan OZ dive headfirst into the chaos of modern relationships — from side hustles and trust issues to wild confessions straight out of a swinger’s club. Expect laughs, lessons, and a few too-honest moments about marriage, threesomes, and the art of annoying your partner. It’s raw, funny, and a little too real — just how we like it. If you can’t get it daily, get it weekly.

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Danny and Alan are back with another chaotic mix of laughs, real talk, and pure randomness. From communication fails and work-life balance to pampering with “soft hands” and awkward listener confessions, nothing is off limits.

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• 📱 Tech vs. work-life balance

• 🎬 Pop culture detours & wild stories

• 💼 Education, career, and masculinity talk

• 💆 Self-care, pampering & personal preferences

• 🦫 Buc-ee’s survival guide (feat. a crackhead & cheerleaders)

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This week on The Weekly D, Danny G and Alan take you on a wild ride from the dog park to the bedroom, and everywhere in between. From Russell learning how to play nice with other pups to Maui’s questionable park etiquette, the guys share the hilarious (and sometimes stressful) realities of pet ownership.

The conversation quickly soars into bigger life topics: marriage in year one, the struggle of juggling bills and broken cars, politics as both drama and stock market strategy, and the absurd nostalgia of Twilight and childhood shows. But it wouldn’t be The Weekly D without pushing boundaries—expect taboo laughs around cremation, threesomes, awkward confessions, and the weirdest friendship breakups you’ve ever heard.

Through it all, Danny and Alan remind us that no matter how messy life gets, humor is the best way to survive it.

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• Marriage & financial struggles (04:55)

• Politics as reality TV (17:38)

• Twilight nostalgia & childhood shows (22:44)

• Taboo talk: ashes, toys, & threesomes (35:20)

• Friendship breakups & awkward confessions (53:53)

• Chad’s Closet Confession (01:07:08)

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The Weekly D boys are back, and this time they’re staring straight up at the sky… and wondering if Big Brother’s hiding behind the clouds. 🌩️ Danny and Alan crack open conspiracy theories on weather control, cloud seeding, and whether floods are just “acts of God” or acts of government.

Along the way, they hit everything from nostalgic anime debates to crypto heartbreaks, workplace meltdowns, and hilarious parenting struggles. As always, humor keeps this storm from getting too heavy—until a creepy listener confession rolls in to make you question everything.

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• 🎮 Gaming nostalgia and anime references

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• 🥗 Meal prep hacks and failures

• 🌩️ Cloud seeding, floods, and weather conspiracies

• 🏛️ Political cover-ups and “hidden agendas”

• 😂 Parenting challenges & personal anecdotes

• 👻 Listener confession: creepy and hilarious

Join hosts Danny G and AOZ as they explore the intricate world of immigration and political perspectives. This episode delves into the challenges faced by immigrants, the shifting landscape of the American Dream, and the political divides that shape these narratives. Through personal stories and candid discussions, they aim to illuminate the human experiences behind immigration policies and their broader societal impact.

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The evolving concept of the American Dream Personal stories of immigration and identity Political divides and their influence on immigration policies The human impact of immigration laws

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Danny G and AOZ share personal insights and experiences A deep dive into the political landscape surrounding immigration Thought-provoking discussions on identity and belonging

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ADHD brains, questionable takes, and way too much information — all in one chaotic Weekly D.

Daniel overshares his digestive adventures (you’ll never look at probiotics the same), gets real about his fresh ADHD diagnosis, and takes a nostalgia trip to when gaming was about friendship and not microtransactions. We rant about Texas cannabis laws, debate whether OnlyFans is the new down payment strategy for single women, and deliver Father’s Day gift ideas that range from thoughtful to “is this even legal?”

Also on deck: wild internet clips, pop culture roasts, and listener confessions that make us question humanity (but in the funniest way possible). Come for the laughs, stay for the oversharing.

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