In this episode of The Waiting Room, Maria and Nouri pull out the calculator and call out the chaos. From artists with delusional expectations to A&Rs who ghost like it’s their full-time job, nothing is off-limits. They talk about the girls skipping sessions for soft launches, the artists who post more matchas than music, and the growing narrative that labels “don’t do anything” if you’re not on New Music Friday. If you think a vibe is a strategy, this one’s for you.

In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of The Waiting Room, Maria and Nouri unpack the chaotic equations that make up Boy Math—from delusional dating logic to emotionally unavailable calculus. The girls break down the irrational formulas men live by, like thinking 2 business days is an acceptable reply window or believing a situationship is commitment. But don’t worry—it’s not all jokes at their expense! They also take a moment to share what they genuinely love and appreciate about men. It’s shade and softness in perfect balance.

In this “He’s a 10: Cultured Edition,” The Waiting Room with Maria and Nouri takes a hilarious spin through the subtle signs he wasn’t raised right — like saying “no thanks” to your mom’s cooking, not owning a single sewing kit cookie tin, or not flinching when seeing a wooden spoon. We’re not here to educate — we’re just here to laugh.