The ladies kick off this week’s ep. reminiscing about early 2000s pop hip hop like Eve, City High, and Ludacris. I’ve got hoes in different area codes! Amy recounts her family Mall of America shopping disaster. Something bad is always happening in the rotunda. Amy’s mom Marsh gets the Academy Award for Best Actress while complaining to the MOA hotel staff. Tennis Report: US Open Recap. New Segment: Posts on Next Door are Completely Unhinged! Next up, Amy enjoys Project Runway x David’s Bridal. RIP Dolly…we’re losing all the good ones, and it’s really cutting deep. Finally, a deep dive into drug testing for medical professionals.

Whose fault is it that all the baristas and also everyone getting coffee in America are incompetent? Maya declares that the world is unlivable because it’s impossible to get coffee. Producer Tyler is on a schedule here, people! Maya’s neighbors are moving. Don’t celebrate yet…there’s a catch. Maya and Amy launch into the filthy gangster rap that raised them and all the murder mysteries surrounding the scene. Why did it take so long to find Tupac’s murderer? Who killed Biggie? Why isn’t anyone solving these mysteries? Amy has the deets. Is there anyone scarier than Suge Knight? The ladies have differing opinions about the Incredible Hulk. Is there anyone cornier or worse than Sean Puffy Combs? Maya can’t believe that someone is named Keffe D. Amy really goes deep on this case. Biggie vs. Tupac…who is the greatest rapper of all time? Next up, postpartum psychosis. Then Approved/Denied MN State Fair Foods edition! Amy reviews the movie The End of Oak Street. It’s a real roller coaster, people. Maya reviews The Last House. Amy gets back into Project Runway thanks to Viva Paper Towels. Maya talks creative process. Tim Gunn, we love you.

This week on the pod, it’s a big-time Tennis Report: Maya’s tennis team is the USTA Northern Section Champions! Next stop: USTA Nationals, babeeeee! Her prize? A T-shirt! LOL. Can we at least have a ribbon, people? Amy recaps her horrible work trip in Bozeman, MT. Next, business drinking is completely out of control. Off topic, Amy definitely wants to see a grizzly in the wild. Kevin Bacon didn’t love his “ordinary person” disguise.