FORT KNOX IS BARREN: The Greatest Heist in History, Cocaine Monkeys, and The Glow-in-the-Dark Lie (E5)
"The vaults are EMPTY. The gold is GONE. They are utterly, completely FLAT BROKE. The Lizard Council is ruling us with the biggest lie in human history, and tonight, Patrick Henry reveals the proof!"
I'm your host, Patrick Henry, and we are exposing the ultimate treason: THE SIEGE OF FORT KNOX.
THE GREATEST HEIST: We prove the vault is BARREN! The government performed the largest theft in history, replacing the gold with I.O.U.s! Why were the official audits of Fort Knox MISSING? Because JFK WAS GOING TO TELL EVERYONE! Case Closed!
THE LUCANO/DRUG DEAL: We expose the WWII treason! The US government brought in mob boss LUCKY LUCIANO to manage a massive opiate stash at Fort Knox. The biggest drug dealer in history, walking in and out of the world's largest treasure—and you think he didn't take it all? THEY SWAPPED THE HEROIN FOR FLOUR! THEY GOT IT ALL!
THE DOUBLE-BIND MENTAL PRISON: They weaponized modern psychology! The Deep State found the "no-win" situation that causes paranoid schizophrenia—and they unleashed it on America every election cycle! WAKE UP! The election is the illusory bars of your cage!
THE DIRT ON THE ELITE: Classified documents are not battle plans! They are VIDEOS of world leaders smoking crack and banging hookers—proof of cocaine monkeys and rigged robot chicken fights! The drug-addicted son of a compromised President is selling state secrets to a pawn shop!
THE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK LIE: They rule us with ILLUSION! They distract you with flickering novelties like the Glow-in-the-Dark Ice Lolly while the light of liberty FADES and the FEDERAL RESERVE is running on I.O.U.s!
They have no power anymore! They are bankrupt emperors! Don't trust the flavors! Don't talk to snakes!