Hello again… we’re back in the New Year with a bang!
(Although full transparency — this was recorded in November 2024 and we simply couldn’t be bothered to release it at the time.)

As always, expect the usual rubbish as we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, tackling hard-hitting topics like the sad disappearance of the shopping catalogue and what we’d wear if we were high-end drug dealers.

From there, things escalate quickly as we discuss a sloth’s new job at Disneyland, debate Toast vs Bread and then trial a brand-new segment called Parallel TV Shows. This is where we attempt to guess what TV programmes are about without knowing anything about them — including our wildly inaccurate take on Homes Under the Hammer.

We wrap things up with a deep dive into an island overrun by spiders, puppies, and slags — because obviously that’s where the conversation was always heading.

Love and respect always,

BPJ & NFATT xx

Ho Ho Ho! 🎄 Welcome to Santa’s favourite podcast — the Say What! Podcast, hosted by the two nicest blokes on the naughty list, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT, joined by the one and only Lady P and her relentlessly clicking fingers.

We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, covering the real Christmas issues: coloured Xmas trees, Aunt Bessie’s potatoes, saying “Brazil nut” exactly 84 times, and somehow creating the perfect mental image for chopping a log 🪵. Festive gold.

Next up is Poor Kevin, where Mariah Carey attempts to hijack the episode with an unsolicited solo of “Dark Christmas.” From there we dive headfirst into the darker side of festive films, including what may be the greatest Gremlin impression ever recorded. Christmas classics get the Say What! treatment as we tear into Home Alone 2, City Slickers 2, Coming to America and Cool Runnings.

We regroup to chat Hallmark movies, drone footage over the Scottish Highlands solving a missing person case, and then proudly launch the 2025 Christmas Extravaganza, complete with a special festive recording from the depths of Big Pappa J — a true Christmas miracle if ever there was one.

We hope you have a brilliant Christmas with your loved ones and that this episode brings a bit of festive chaos and cheer to your holidays.

🎄🎄🎄 Merry Christmas from the Say What! Podcast 🎄🎄🎄

No video this week — someone forgot to hit the big red button — but the pod twins still return with a brand new audio-only episode of the Say What! Podcast. You’re welcome and also… sorry.

We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, where The Notorious somehow gets mauled by an orca before being rescued by a lactating dolphin with absolutely phenomenal tits. From there we move seamlessly into arm-wrestling primates and uncovering the single greatest monkey fact ever discovered.

Next up: Things That Are Overrated, which gives the lads yet another excuse for an old-man rant. Targets include Pink Floyd, pitching tents, genital mutilation, and — most importantly — why Chris and Stu from Hardcore Listing are the biggest pair of wankers alive for worshipping awful IPA beer.

Then it’s time for What’s in the Drawer? — a deep dive into the nation’s junk drawers featuring fuses, toenail clippers, rubber bands, and a heartbreakingly emotional story from Big Pappa J about a wax ball and its tragic demise.

If you enjoy this episode, congratulations — you are officially part of an elite group of extremely cool people. Thanks for sticking with us ❤️