How exactly are adults supposed to greet each other anymore? The Rizzuto Show dives into the surprisingly complicated world of handshakes, hugs, waves, kisses on the cheek and the absolutely unhinged 1% of people who apparently greet somebody new with a kiss directly on the lips.

The crew breaks down their personal greeting rules, including Moon’s policy of always standing up for a handshake, when it’s acceptable to hug somebody you’re meeting for the first time and why you should probably avoid embracing the HR rep during a job interview. Lern also reveals there are people in her life who greet both her AND her husband with a kiss on the lips, which sends this comedy show into exactly the mature discussion you’d expect.

Then it’s time for Simpleton Trivia — the game designed to prove there’s no such thing as a simple question once a 45-second timer starts ticking.

Listeners can either take on ten supposedly easy questions themselves for two pairs of tickets or hand the pressure over to Moon, Lern or King Scott and bet on whether they’ll survive. With Metallica, Breaking Benjamin, Turnstile and Rafe Williams tickets on the line, suddenly remembering basic multiplication becomes a life-or-death situation.

And the math absolutely destroys everybody.

One contestant makes it all the way to the final question before running out of time on 8×7. Moon cruises through ocean tides, planets, penguins and gravity before 9×6 sends his brain directly into the ditch. Another caller dominates until 12×8 arrives. King Scott makes it to question ten before confidently deciding 63 divided by 7 is seven.

The pressure is undefeated.

Lern finally gets her shot after a caller trusts her with his Metallica dreams, only for 75 minus 30 to briefly become 44 before she corrects herself to 45 — approximately one second too late. She demands another round for redemption and immediately answers 13×2 with 36.

At that point, this comedy show might as well apologize to every elementary-school teacher in St. Louis.

There are also spectacular non-math failures, including one contestant being asked which Toy Story cowboy says “there’s a snake in my boot” and confidently answering Buzz Lightyear. Close, if by close you mean an entirely different character whose whole thing is being a spaceman.

By the end, only one winner emerges, former teachers are catching strays and everyone has learned a valuable lesson: you can know the answer your entire life, but the second someone starts a timer and offers you Metallica tickets, 9×6 becomes advanced calculus.

Awkward hugs, lip kisses, failed multiplication and Simpleton Trivia humiliating everyone equally — another highly educational comedy show from The Rizzuto Show.

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Fall is officially here, so naturally The Rizzuto Show begins with “candlescaping” — the art of strategically filling your home with complementary candles, fragrances and enough open flames to make Moon deeply uncomfortable. Lern is ready for soup, Halloween decorations and a house that smells like books, while Rizz reveals his family was apparently ahead of the candle game with legendary corn cob candles. Finally, the family legacy gets the recognition it deserves.

Then this daily comedy discovers Gen Z would like millennials to stop ending texts with “LOL.” Apparently it can come across as passive-aggressive, dismissive or even hostile, which is unfortunate because the crew plans to pry LOL from its cold, dead hands. Things only get worse when Rizz introduces the alleged replacements, including “laughing in my head,” “laughing by obligation,” “laughing so I don’t cry” and the painfully relatable “hanging by a thread.”

Speaking of hanging by a thread, why does life suddenly feel like it’s moving at warp speed? The crew gets into research about why childhood summers felt endless while adulthood disappears in approximately seven business minutes. The discussion turns surprisingly nostalgic as everyone remembers childhood homes, smells, sunlight, routines and why trying new things might help life feel a little longer. Moon recommends creating new experiences. Rizz suggests robbing a bank. Please follow Moon’s advice.

Then this daily comedy heads to court. A woman is seeking millions after suffering a serious injury when she fell from the stage during the St. Louis Blues’ 2019 Stanley Cup celebration, sparking a debate over event security versus personal responsibility. That leads Rizz to reveal why a planned Rizz Show ’90s cruise never happened: apparently corporate lawyers were slightly concerned somebody might get hammered and jump off the ship. Fun continues to be undefeated by liability insurance.

The legal debate continues with a lawsuit involving a woman whose ex allegedly used an AirTag hidden under her car to track her movements. Her iPhone was supposed to warn her about an unknown AirTag traveling with her, but she says she never received the alert. The crew debates where responsibility falls when technology designed to help find lost stuff gets used by terrible people.

And then we get to the flight.

A 25-year-old passenger says the man seated beside her began openly “Joeing” while staring at her during a flight. She reports it to the crew, but with no open seats available, she ends up standing in the aisle before eventually having to return to her assigned seat for landing. Lern shares her own experience encountering public Joeing, Moon tries to understand how nobody intervened, and the show reaches one unanimous conclusion: Joe at home, everybody.

Candles, LOL wars, childhood nostalgia, courtroom debates, creepy technology and the absolute worst possible airline seatmate — another perfectly relaxing daily comedy from The Rizzuto Show.

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The college football slate is loaded, the NFL season is starting to take shape, and the guys are back in The Spread Zone looking to cash some tickets

Riz, Tim McKern and Anthony Stalter start with some big time matchups in the SEC. Missouri travels down to Starkville to take on the Mississippi St. and their Heisman hopeful Quarterback Kamario Taylor. Then the fellas travel south to the Swamp as Ole Miss looks to keep rolling against the red hot Florida Gators after taking down their ex Lane Kiffin. Speaking of the Tigers, LSU and Texas A&M will both look to rebound in Death Valley after last week's losses. And could the number 1 ranked team in the land be on upset watch?

Then its onto the NFL, starting Thursday night at the not so frozen tundra of Green Bay who play host to the Atlanta Falcons as both teams look to find thier footing on the new season. Plus, how will teams respond after a flurry of early season injuries.

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Do It Bitch is back, and somehow a simple radio game immediately turns into a full-blown legal proceeding. Team Moon and Lern takes on King Scott and Rafe Williams as callers pick sides for a shot at Metallica, Breaking Benjamin, Turnstile and Rafe tickets — and this funny podcast discovers that naming things under pressure is apparently much harder than it sounds.

First up: shoe brands. Lern needs nine in ten seconds and immediately learns how quickly your brain abandons you when a clock starts ticking. Then King Scott gets U.S. states beginning with M and briefly attempts to welcome Mexico into the union. Geography teachers everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force.

But the real controversy arrives with potato chip flavors. Rafe needs six, throws out nacho cheese, and suddenly everybody becomes a snack-food attorney arguing over whether nacho cheese actually exists as a potato chip flavor. Phones come out. Evidence is presented. Yellow cards are issued. Somehow nobody gets escorted from the studio.

Then this funny podcast moves into professional sports leagues, where things get even messier. Does the WWF count separately from WWE? What about the UFL? The United Hockey League? Defunct organizations? Name changes? By the end, nobody knows whether they're playing a game or arguing a case before the Supreme Court of Sports Trivia.

After the dust settles, Blues broadcaster Chris Kerber joins the show to talk St. Louis Blues training camp, including the story of Hubbard general manager John Kijowski casually squeezing himself between Blues executives at the glass like he’d just been promoted to assistant GM.

Kerber also explains what it’s like calling preseason hockey when the roster is packed with unfamiliar names, leading to a fantastic tour through NHL pronunciation nightmares. The crew gets into Alexey Toropchenko-level linguistic gymnastics, the Petrangelo pronunciation debate, Colton Parayko and the terrifying possibility of multiple impossible names hitting the ice at the same time.

There’s also some perspective on just how ridiculously talented professional athletes are — even the players fans casually call “bad” — while the rest of us consider walking inside instead of using the drive-thru to be our cardio for the week.

Potato chip litigation, geography failures, obscure sports leagues, Blues training camp and enough difficult hockey names to make a broadcaster fake an equipment failure — another funny podcast from The Rizzuto Show where the rules are made up, the arguments are real and apparently everybody can get yellow-carded.

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The robots are officially fighting back, and unfortunately they already appear to have the upper hand. This comedy podcast kicks off with the viral video of Frankie LaPenna stepping into a cage with a six-foot humanoid robot that throws punches, lands kicks and sends him flying across the mat. Frankie even reportedly broke his hand fighting the thing, which feels like a pretty solid indication that maybe we should stop giving robots combat training.

Naturally, the crew immediately wonders whether robot fighting is the future of entertainment, warfare or both. Rizz would watch robots fight between UFC matches. He’d probably gamble on them, too. Lern is already worried about humanoids destroying marriages. We’re handling the technological revolution beautifully.

Then Crap on Celebrities brings plenty of music chaos, including Turnstile news, Ella Langley breaking a major chart record, the debate over whether artists eventually hate playing their biggest hits, a George Michael tribute, Lionel Richie’s health update and James Hetfield explaining why Tony Iommi remains such a massive influence on Metallica.

Things get considerably messier when this comedy podcast dives into drama surrounding Dolly Parton’s estate. Her nephew Brian Seaver — the same person who announced her death — has reportedly been removed from several properties after spending decades overseeing operations and security. Allegations start flying, restraining orders enter the conversation, and suddenly everyone is guessing how much Dolly’s entire estate might actually be worth.

The crew also gets into Jeff Garlin’s comments about The Goldbergs, a new Darkwing Duck series, HBO’s Lanterns and an upcoming Norm Macdonald documentary before Lern launches a game exposing everybody’s knowledge of rock stars’ real names.

Alice Cooper? Easy. David Bowie? Sure. Elton John? Got it. But then Billy Idol, Eddie Vedder, Iggy Pop, Joni Mitchell, Nikki Sixx and Stevie Wonder start showing up under the names their mothers actually gave them, and everybody’s confidence begins collapsing in real time.

Finally, Do It Bitch is ready to return with Metallica, Breaking Benjamin, Turnstile and Rafe Williams tickets on the line. Moon and Lern face King Scott and Rafe in the only game where wildly overestimating your coworker’s ability to name things in ten seconds is considered strategy.

Humanoid cage fights, rock-star aliases, celebrity chaos, Dolly drama and coworkers aggressively yelling “Do It, Bitch!” at each other for prizes — another completely future-proof comedy podcast from The Rizzuto Show.

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