🎉 The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show Is BACK in Kent! 🎉

Rise and shine, nostalgia lovers — the wackiest morning show in Kent is rolling back onto your screens, and it’s bringing more chaos, charm, and questionable trivia than ever before.

Leading the madness is none other than Retro Mike Kennedy, your host with the most retro flair and a talent for turning even the simplest question into a full‑blown spectacle.

This season’s brave (or foolish) contestants are ready to face the music:

• Wanted Joe — always on the run, but never from a challenge
• Jenni Wenni — unpredictable, unstoppable, and occasionally unhinged
• Baby Luke — small in size, mighty in mischief

They’ll be battling through silly games, bizarre challenges, and mind‑twisting tests in a show that proudly refuses to make sense… and that’s exactly why we love it.

Grab your cereal, warm up your brain, and prepare for a breakfast show like no other. Retro is back — and it’s weirder than ever.

The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show is back for season two, and somehow it has returned even stupider, louder, and more chaotic than a goose on an energy drink. These games are so unbelievably stupid they make David Stupid of Stupidcastle look like he’s teaching advanced quantum physics on weekends.

At the helm, of course, is Retro Mike Kennedy — a man who delivers bad jokes with the confidence of someone who genuinely believes they’re good. He doesn’t skip a beat, mostly because he’s never actually found the beat in the first place. The silly games are plentiful, the nonsense is overflowing, and the dignity? Long gone.

And once again, he’s joined by his loyal contestants — or “victims,” as the authorities have started calling them.

• Young Luke, who is now almost allowed out until 6pm, provided he’s eaten his vegetables and remembered his teddy. Yes, he still needs it. No, he’s not ashamed.
• Wanted Joe, still at large, still wearing disguises so suspicious that even a toddler would say, “That’s not a real moustache.” He remains hidden in plain sight, mostly because no one wants to deal with him.
• Jen, who continues to defy the laws of biology by not being dead yet. Frail, ancient, and held together by tea, biscuits, and pure spite, she soldiers on like a Victorian ghost with a loyalty card.

This season they’re not just playing one silly game — oh no — they’re playing five. Including a brand‑new masterpiece of nonsense called Storytime, where the only rule is that there are no rules and also that Mike will definitely interrupt you.

It’s a laugh a minute, occasionally a scream, and sometimes even a jolt — yes, the electric‑shock kind. Because nothing says “family entertainment” like mild electrocution.

If you want to push this into full‑blown absurdity or turn it into a promo script, I’m ready to dive in.

🎄🥓 Brace your breakfast buns and fasten those trivia trousers — it’s Part Two of the Christmas Special of The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show!

It’s the end of the year, the mince pies are stale, and the studio fire alarm is definitely still going off from last week’s “experimental” mulled-wine fondue. So what better way to wrap things up than with a double-serving of retro nonsense?

Presiding over the festive mayhem is the man, the myth, the cardigan enthusiast: Retro Mike Kennedy — a host who delights in torturing his contestants with games so silly they’re technically illegal in three countries. This week he’s treating us to a very special edition of Polly’s Got a Cracker! — a game so chaotic it makes charades look like a tax seminar.

Joining the seasonal shenanigans:

• Jenni Wenni — the loyal team captain whose bladder is as unpredictable as the scoring system.
• Wanted Joe — still evading capture, but never a correct answer.
• Little Baby Luke — appearing with written permission from his mum and a strict “no sugary cereals” clause.
• Adrien — our “illegal” player, proudly waving his green card like it’s a backstage pass to Santa’s grotto.
• Suk — the latest evolutionary stage of our ongoing box‑ticking experiment, now with 20% more festive confusion.

With games that absolutely do not work on radio, podcasts, or frankly any known medium, this episode is festive, ridiculous, and unquestionably more entertaining than the King’s Speech — and with fewer corgis.