Episodi

  • 89 - Buttholes For Lips & Sprained Cooters
    Dec 13 2025

    Soooo Chasity may have forgotten to write the description and scheduled for the podcast to be published....MY BAD!

    School and gym energy holy sh*t! Thanksgiving, insurance, hibernation, weird co-parenting situations, eating alone, stress and a random remodel.

    As always, thanks for listening and have a fabulous f*cking day!

    Love, the Rejects <3

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    39 min
  • 88 - We Only Want To Give Some F*cks Not All The F*cks
    Nov 7 2025

    Peepers the c*ck, random undergarments, Homecoming 2025, more strange smells, getting lost in a field, senior night, Mr. Buff n' Stuff & Afroman in public, the local stabbing, switching jobs, stress or pre-menopause?, and hearing other moms talking trash about other kids.

    We have a great episode for your listening pleasure! Tee hee we said pleasure!

    Happy listening Rejects!

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    45 min
  • 87 - That Strange Smell In The Fridge
    Sep 26 2025

    We have another fun-filled podcast for your listening pleasure!

    Allergies & Antihistamines

    Mint pickup

    Manclips?!

    The first 7 minutes

    To-do lists

    Customer Service


    Happy Friday fellow Rejects!

    Email us with your embarrassing stories! therejectsmoms@gmail.com

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    37 min
  • 86 - Big Gym Energy
    Sep 12 2025

    We have a super quick episode recorded before heading to the senior parent meeting. Give us a break okay we both work full-time jobs and have these kids!

    Topics today include: Chasity's bidet adventure, not fitting in, the gym energy has been insane, Labor Day went fast, a Skylar new job update and why she is making homemade Alani's, and the kids and their activities.

    Happy Friday Reject Mom Fans!

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    18 min
  • 85 - I'd Eat Your Peach Anyday
    Aug 22 2025

    Happy Friday Reject Mom fans!

    Topics today include: Chasity's reading again, the Kay's visit, In This Moment, throwing exhaust fans, new job anxiety, the housing market, rage moments, pillow fight championship, steaming who-dilly's, foot bath detox, and avocado stab wounds. Good luck with this one, you might need a drink....or TWO!

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    1 ora e 3 min
  • 84 - Some People Go To Church On Sundays...We Podcast with Trent!
    Jul 18 2025

    Hold onto your pants for this episode! Trent is our special guest today for men's mental health month in July (June) and we wanted him to weigh in on some topics!

    This week we discuss:

    No we are not dogging church, we just want to worship our own way which doesn't mean going every Sunday morning. You do you boo!

    Reading

    I just need a break

    Inserting an athletic supporter

    Red flags

    Chasity fighting with the elderly on vacation

    Children's sleep studies from a parent perspective

    Happy Friday - have a wonderful weekend! And remember when you ask someone how they are doing expect an answer and reciprocate. You never know what others are battling alone.


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    45 min
  • 83 - You Never Know When You Are Going to Need A Peen
    Jul 4 2025

    Happy 4th of July everyone!

    On today's podcast we chat about Skylar's fancy cutesy Jeep and the infamous Jeep wave! Anyone else struggling to parent over the summer? And last but not least Chasity's first mammogram!

    Have a fabulous weekend and email us at if you want us to discuss a topic - therejectmoms@gmail.com!

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    32 min
  • 82 - A Frozen Hot Dog To The Anus
    Jun 20 2025

    You heard right hot dogs and anuses! This week we discuss many other topics including:

    60+ male listeners

    Shaving off part of your eyebrow

    Mother's Day

    The office freezer

    Sam's club jail....again

    Husbandless for two weeks

    Stress is like a TETRIS wall

    Email us if you want to be a guest or have a topic you would like us to touch on - therejectmoms@gmail.com

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    33 min