What happened the last time Mercury went retrograde in Pisces? Mid-February to mid-March 2020. Lockdowns. Misinformation. People couldn't leave their homes. Toilet paper shortages. Surrender because you had no choice. Now we're entering another Mercury retrograde in Pisces cycle—and nobody's talking about what's coming.

This episode is about the patterns astrology reveals when you know how to read them. It's about the existential crisis AI is about to trigger when people realize their professions don't exist anymore and their entire identity (Aries) was wrapped up in what they did for work (Saturn). It's about the chasm between 1996-2026 that can never be replicated—from pre-internet to AI—and why people born in that window understand something nobody else will. It's about Uranus forcing the uplevel, human design gate 44 (smelling talent), and why 2020's "return to work" policies were actually disguised layoffs to avoid vesting stock options.

Also: Perimenopause brain fog, Mercury retrograde privilege (being born with it), the delulu vs. salulu of Neptune, and why professionalism as we knew it is over.

This episode covers:

• Mercury retrograde in Pisces last cycle: mid-Feb to mid-March 2020 (COVID lockdowns)
• The AI existential crisis nobody's discussing (identity wrapped in profession)
• What happens when your job doesn't exist anymore and you don't know who you are
• Uranus forcing upleveling and systematizing creative chaos
• Human design gate 44: the ability to smell talent
• The 1996-2026 chasm (pre-internet to AI) that can't be replicated
• Why "return to work" policies were disguised layoffs (vesting stock options)
• Misinformation, delusion (Neptune), and surrender (Pisces)
• Being born with Mercury retrograde = thriving during retrograde
• Professionalism and leadership being redefined in real-time
• Saturn Neptune conjunction: entering new territory (no precedent since 1989)
• Intuition and jumping (moving to California on in early 2011 when Uranus entered Aries)

Perfect for:

• Anyone who lived through 2020 and feels the parallel
• Business owners preparing for AI-driven upheaval
• People whose identity is wrapped up in their profession
• Listeners who understand astrology reveals patterns
• Anyone navigating the death of "professionalism" as a concept

Keywords: Mercury retrograde Pisces, 2020 parallels, AI existential crisis, professional identity, Uranus upleveling, human design gate 44, Saturn Neptune conjunction, COVID lockdown astrology, misinformation cycles, redefining professionalism, existential crisis Aries, 1996-2026 chasm, internet to AI, intuition

Mentioned in This Episode:

• Mercury retrograde shadow begins tomorrow
• Mercury retrograde in Pisces (mid-Feb to mid-March 2020 parallel)
• Eclipse readings (expire 6 PM EST Friday 2/13)
• Deep dive on Mercury Pisces retrograde (coming next week for email list)
• Rick Rubin (creative devotion)
• Human design gate 44 (conscious 2-line Uranus)
• Saturn Neptune conjunction (new territory since 1989)
• Uranus in Taurus (2020) - work from home, nature, Silicon Valley exodus
• California labor laws and return-to-work disguised layoffs