If heart disease and stroke don't get you, the gas bill will! Red Lobster and Denny's have new dishes heading out way and we're all about to freeze to death!

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Man, many of us are WAY too comfortable going in front of our significant other, we kick the can down the road a long time for house repairs, we're in the midst of a blood shortage and we don't haggle anymore!

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Turns out we think there is one thing holding us back from making more money, gaming over 10 hours a week is bad for your waistline, 25 & under crowd aren't getting hired these days and IT'S COLD EVERYWHERE

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We're even dreaming about ads we see, Butterfinger is getting a new flavor, Bills are looking for a coahc, Kellogg's is adding a ton of new Loops and we're getting a new Paranormal Activity!

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Aerobics could save your brain, Frito Lay has some new jams, Grok won't undress your internet crush anymore and Goodwill is about to get a flood of fat guy wear!

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Wow man, there are some REALLY inactive people out there! Cup Noodles is getting ready for the Super Bowl, Verizon customers had a quiet week and we're all geeks about something!

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Saks Fifth Avenue is having a tough year already, we have a new tallest dog in the world, Kiefer Sutherland sounds like a treat to be around and we're not into booze anymore.

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Google is worth trillions, the water on airplanes is bad, bad bad....we could have a pill that snitches on you for skipping your meds and I have bad news for us when we turn 57, 70 and 78!

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