We are back for an all new year of living, laughing, and loving with our little carrot friends! This week Patrick and Jay chat about trendsetting, roller skates, and investigative journalism. So grab a rotisserie chicken and join us!

Hosted by Patrick Donalson and Jay Gutierrez. Produced by Patrick Donalson. Our theme music is "Keep On" by Captain Qubz. Podcast hosting by Anchor.fm.

Tiny Moves of the week: "Foolish" by Ashanti and "Crumbs" by Rebecca Black.

Pop open a can of chica cherry cola and hold on to your Cinna-bonbons, because Patrick and Jay are serving up a new segment: Fabulous Food Finds!

Hosted by Patrick Donalson and Jay Gutierrez. Produced by Patrick Donalson. Our theme music is "Keep On" by Captain Qubz. Podcast hosting by Anchor.fm.

Tiny Moves of the week: "Welcome to Wonderland" by Anson Seabra and "All You Pretty Things" by Darren Hayes.

Surprise! Sometimes completely ridiculous things happen during the recording process that get lost in the edit. Every so often we will bring you a special bonus mini-episode of unhinged madness you'll have to hear to believe. Enjoy!

Hosted by Patrick Donalson and Jay Gutierrez. Produced by Patrick Donalson. Our theme music is "Keep On" by Captain Qubz. Podcast hosting by Anchor.fm.

Hey there, Funny Girls! Back, back, back again from a brief Summer respite, this week Patrick and Jay discuss retro Jell-O molds, Twitter feuds, and a recent near-death experience. See you at the Alamo!

Hosted by Patrick Donalson and Jay Gutierrez. Produced by Patrick Donalson. Our theme music is "Keep On" by Captain Qubz. Podcast hosting by Anchor.fm.

Tiny Moves of the week: "So Far Away" by Carole King and "Is It Any Wonder?" by Keane.

Surprise! Sometimes completely ridiculous things happen during the recording process that get lost in the edit. Every so often we will bring you a special bonus mini-episode of unhinged madness you'll have to hear to believe. Enjoy!

Hosted by Patrick Donalson and Jay Gutierrez. Produced by Patrick Donalson. Our theme music is "Keep On" by Captain Qubz. Podcast hosting by Anchor.fm.

Like sands through the hourglass... this week Patrick and Jay discuss barista secrets, Amazon wish lists, and butt scrubs, oh my! Don't forget the pork!

Hosted by Patrick Donalson and Jay Gutierrez. Produced by Patrick Donalson. Our theme music is "Keep On" by Captain Qubz. Podcast hosting by Anchor.fm.

Tiny Moves of the week: "Arms Open" by The Script and "Feel It" by Bright Light Bright Light. 

If you like what you heard from Bright Light Bright Light, you can find him at Club Cumming in NYC most Saturday afternoons or support his music by purchasing direct at https://brightlightx2.bandcamp.com/

Happy Pride! This week we discuss the summer heat, Blockbuster late fees, corn-induced trauma, and a new business venture! Jay also shares his recipe for a delightful espresso martini. Cheers, Carrott Parrots!

Hosted by Patrick Donalson and Jay Gutierrez. Produced by Patrick Donalson. Our theme music is "Keep On" by Captain Qubz. Podcast hosting by Anchor.fm.

Tiny Moves of the week: "Dive In The Pool" by Barry Harris ft. Pepper Mashay and "Sometimes" by MUNA.

Trigger warning: During the "Botches" segment of this week's episode, the recent shooting in Uvalde, TX is briefly discussed. Listener discretion is advised. 

Friends, comrades, carrots - welcome back to 'The Go Two'! This week Patrick and Jay discuss text messaging bills, Peppa Pig's dry biscuits, Penélope Cruz's teeth, and Martha Stewart's 'Great American Tag Sale'. We also share the recipe for our much-teased coconut martini! 

Hosted by Patrick Donalson and Jay Gutierrez. Produced by Patrick Donalson. Our theme music is "Keep On" by Captain Qubz. Podcast hosting by Anchor.fm.

Cook's Country recipe for alcohol-free rum: https://www.cooksillustrated.com/how_tos/10417-alcohol-free-rum

Tiny Moves of the week: "Yo Yo" by Mika and "Strawberries & Cigarettes" by Troye Sivan.