From the delightfully twisted mind of P. Flushing Worthington III comes a satirical tale that will have you laughing in recognition and crossing your legs in sympathy.

Meet Norn Westerbelt, a man whose digestive system has developed a peculiar way of expressing its opinion about his anger management issues.

When it comes to urban survival, Norn has become the new norm. As a high-strung accountant navigating life in the city, he's established himself as Manhattan's most abnormally normal expert, mapping out every possible pit stop within a five-mile radius of his existence. His smartphone contains not one, but three different bathroom-finding apps, each rated for accuracy, cleanliness, and discretion. Certainly not your normal approach to city living!

When he meets Gloria Plumbing (yes, that's her real name), a meditation instructor with her own far-from-normal quirk—an uncontrollable urge to alphabetize everything in sight—Norn discovers that sometimes the best way to handle life's awkward moments is to normalize them. Together, they navigate the choppy waters of modern living, proving that what seems abnormal at first might just become the new normal.

"The Curious Case of Norn Westerbelt" is a heartwarming comedy about finding acceptance in the most unexpected places, learning to laugh at life's inconvenient moments, and discovering that sometimes the best solutions come from embracing our abnormalities rather than fighting them. When it comes to making the best of life's awkward situations, Norn Westerbelt wrote the new norm.

Perfect for fans of:

• David Sedaris's self-deprecating humor
• Carl Hiaasen's quirky characters
• Jenny Lawson's honest approach to personal challenges

Warning: This book may cause abnormally frequent fits of laughter in public places. Reading in the vicinity of your own facilities is, normally, strongly advised.

Want to read it instead? Get it on Amazon here:

The Curious Case of Norn Westerbelt (Kindle)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DTVS547K

And to read more of Norn's musings, visit his blog at https://nornwesterbelt.substack.com.