Joe and Dan take a break from the weekly readings to bring a discussion about the biggest movie of the fall so far, You Can See Everything. Back to our regularly scheduled programming on November 9!

THIS WEEK’S READING
THE WASTE LANDS: Book One 3.xvii-4.viii

Joe and Dan get back on the path of the beam, discussing Jake's discovery of the rose, Charlie the Choo-Choo and the very real subgenre of creepy self-published children's books, and they ponder how things might have shaken out differently if Eddie had befriended Jake as a kid.

NEXT WEEK’S READING
THE WASTE LANDS: Book One 3.xvii-4.viii

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Original Blog: ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com

CREDITS
Hosted by Joe Rechtman & Dan Hanson
Music by Phil Hamilton
Edited by Joe Rechtman

Joe and Dan take a break from the weekly readings to bring a discussion about Dark Tower tattoos and artwork, and then draft their favorite Dark Tower Tattoo ideas.

THIS WEEK’S READING
THE WASTE LANDS: Book One 1.xxiv-2.xv

As Jake plays hooky from the Piper School, Joe and Dan discuss his increasing mental anguish, how they relate to it, and what they think can be learned from the boy’s journey through Manhattan. They also discuss the various teaching styles on display in this week’s pages and the series as a whole, asking the fan community which teacher from the books they would most want to be taught by.

NEXT WEEK’S READING
THE WASTE LANDS: Book One 2.xvi-3.xvi

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CREDITS
Hosted by Joe Rechtman & Dan Hanson
Music by Phil Hamilton
Edited by Joe Rechtman

Roland nodded. His long, lined face was grave. “At this nexus lies the Great Portal, the so-called Thirteenth Gate which rules not just this world but all worlds.”
He tapped the center of the circle.
“Here is the Dark Tower for which I’ve searched my whole life.”

THIS WEEK’S READING
THE DRAWING OF THE THREE : Final Shuffle
+ THE WASTE LANDS: Book One 1.i-1.xxiii

Finishing up The Drawing of the Three and beginning their journey through The Waste Lands, Joe and Dan find themselves with quite a lot to talk about this week. They discuss the idea of Roland being a proxy for Stephen King. They talk about the gunslinger’s creed from Susannah’s shooting lesson, bear down on the Ka-Tet’s encounter with Shardik, and have some fun speculating about the other guardians of the beam. Joe even floats a theory about a possible thirteenth guardian and posits the possibility that Harambe was protecting one of the beams.

NEXT WEEK’S READING
THE WASTE LANDS : Book One 1.xxiv-2.xv

CONTACT
Email: CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com
Twitter: @CosmicTurtle19
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Original Blog: ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com

CREDITS
Hosted by Joe Rechtman & Dan Hanson
Music by Phil Hamilton
Edited by Joe Rechtman

“What mattered was the thing which pushed change into the ordinary course of things and sculpted new lines in the flow of lives… and, perhaps, the destinies not only of those struck, but of a widening circle around them, like ripples from a stone tossed into a still pond.”

THIS WEEK’S READING
THE DRAWING OF THE THREE: The Pusher 1.iii-4.xvii

Covering some of the most action-packed chapters they’ve read so far, Dan and Joe take a closer look at the idea that Roland might be Ka personified. They also chat about what makes Jack Mort tick, and analyze the dynamic between him and Roland before moving on to the unserious segments. And apologies in advance for all the Ka puns, Dan and Joe know it’s the lowest form of ka-medy but they just ka-n’t help themselves.

NEXT WEEK’S READING
THE DRAWING OF THE THREE : Final Shuffle
+ THE WASTE LANDS: Book One 1.i-1.xxiii

CONTACTS
Email: CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com
Twitter: @CosmicTurtle19
Threads & Instagram: @CosmicTurtlePod
Original Blog: ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com

CREDITS
Hosted by Joe Rechtman & Dan Hanson
Music by Phil Hamilton
Edited by Joe Rechtman

“Might as well try to drink the ocean with a spoon as argue with a lover.”

THIS WEEK’S READING
THE DRAWING OF THE THREE: The Lady of Shadows 3.vii-4.xviii + Re-shuffle + The Pusher 1.i-1.ii

Starting off with some general Dark Tower palaver, Joe and Dan discuss their personal rankings of the books, along with their favorite characters and scenes from the series. Then, moving on to this week’s pages, they identify a recurring theme: the futility of debate and the key to making a convincing argument. They get a little critical of some of the decisions Roland makes as he, Eddie, and Odetta/Detta continue up the beach, and they discuss what might have happened if Roland had managed to get Eddie through the third door with him.

NEXT WEEK’S READING

THE DRAWING OF THE THREE : The Pusher 1.iii-4.xvii

CONTACT

Email: CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com

Twitter: @CosmicTurtle19

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Original Blog: ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com

CREDITS

Hosted by Joe Rechtman & Dan Hanson

Music by Phil Hamilton

Edited by Joe Rechtman

“Roland nodded. He liked shrink better. Because this Lady’s mind was too large. Twice as large as it needed to be.”

THIS WEEK’S READING

THE DRAWING OF THE THREE: Shuffle + The Lady of Shadows 1.i-3.vi

Joe and Dan examine ideas of denial and self-delusion, a prevalent theme in this week’s pages. As Odetta Holmes and Detta Walker enter the story, they also take a look at the way she’s written and chat about what facets of her character might not have aged too great. And as always, they get a little goofy in the back half of the episode, sharing their Dark Tower blunt rotations, porn parody titles, trivia questions, and more.

NEXT WEEK’S READING

THE DRAWING OF THE THREE: The Lady of Shadows 3.vii-4.xviii + Re-shuffle + The Pusher 1.i-1.ii

CONTACT

Email: CosmicTurltePod@gmail.com

Twitter: @CosmicTurtle19

Threads & Instagram: @CosmicTurtlePod

Original Blog: ChurchOfTheCosmicTurtle.com

CREDITS

Hosted by Joe Rechtman & Dan Hanson

Music by Phil Hamilton

Edited by Joe Rechtman