The War on Christmas... and Venezuela: Hear Chelsea's explosive take on how Melania Trump's holiday spirit compares to the "war on Christmas," and why she can't stop talking about the latest shocking revelations in the boat bombings off the coast of Venezuela. You'll learn the truth behind Pete Hegseth's orders and the real reason for all the chaos: Venezuela's oil.

🚨 Pedophiles in the Press Pool & the Pardon Problem: Chelsea calls out the repulsive sight of alleged child rapist Matt Gaetz at the Pentagon press pool and shares the horrifying details of the bipartisan congressional report. Plus, she dives deep into the shocking number of presidential pardons—over 1,600 this year—including drug kingpins, money launderers, and convicted fraudsters who bought their freedom, revealing a clear two-tier justice system.

💸 The Economy is in the Toilet: Prepare to get angry about the stats you need to hear. Chelsea breaks down the outrageous wealth disparity that's making life hell for the majority of Americans. Did you know 67% of Americans are living paycheck-to-paycheck? And that the combined wealth of the bottom 50% (170 million people) is only $80 billion, while one man, Elon Musk, is worth $480 billion? Find out why politicians who refuse to tax billionaires are selling out the American people.

Don't miss the fire! Tune in for the latest episode of the Chelsea God's Cast—every Friday at 11 AM PST on Pirate Cat Radio (92.9 FM Los Gatos, 101.9 FM Santa Cruz, 91.1 FM Portland) and always online at ChelseaGods.com.

It's holiday season so let's celebrate awkward tension at the dinner table and talk politics at Thanksgiving! Turkey tastes better in stunned awkward silence.

We are colonizing Friday for The Chelsea GodsCast: Thanksgiving Edition, where I invite you into the dinner table conversation with my friends Aaron and Raquel as we chat.

Chelsea pauses the weekly news to tell the story of how her life flipped in a single year—from losing a job to stepping onstage for her first-ever comedy set and eventually landing on Pirate Cat Radio. She shares the performance that changed everything, the painful past she escaped, and how all of it built the voice you hear today. Vulnerable, sharp, and unexpectedly funny—this is Chelsea’s origin story.