Yes, a Cyndi Lauper shout out. A swirl of seasons, feasts, and yesterdays many as our brave-faced hero sets out into both imaginary and real landscapes, while Matt and David enjoy a breezy floral delight and an abyssal dark power of not one but two drinks. Coley really outdid himself.

The Green Knight wants to play the sketchiest Christmas game ever and Gawain both wins it and loses it. David and Matt drink a failure of cocktail that is baby-shit hued and jet-fuel strength .

David and Matt stan out on the world's greatest poem, discuss the Fall of Troy and poetic ambiguity, and drink a twice flamed wildly dramatic saffron-tinted heavy hitter.

A wild romancish history--human faced bears, swamps, English-dubbed knights--coupled with a delicious smoky honeyed treat: the Scotch Neg!

Special guest stars Matt Sergi and Dylan Coley crash the Fails to discuss the unheralded and wild morality play about Life learning to Die and learning to Live, while Matt and David slowly sip a brown and yellow stripey concoction .

Secret codes, schizoid populism, radical Christian National MEGA-lomaniac spit-swapping doggerel and the seismic priestly violence washed down with an allspice lemon delight.

The barrage of William's assholery as he wrecks his own people, and the barrage of high Scoville agony as David wrecks Matt.

Ex post facto fake news propaganda for Henry 4 with a purple ass-crap Nixonian cocktail.