Is it getting hot in here, or is it just the Treasure Island breeze?

In this episode of Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club, we dive deep into the moment that has everyone talking: Simon’s infamous shower scene on Celebrity Treasure Island. With cameras capturing every angle, was this a genuine wash-down or the ultimate calculated thirst trap?

Si and Lana break down the footage, the social media frenzy, and whether Simon knew exactly what he was doing when he stepped under the water. From island survival to "Blue Steel" survival, we’re covering the "reveal" that’s currently breaking the internet.

The evidence has been found, and it doesn’t look good for Simon.

When Simon’s daughter dug up an old family cooking roster, the truth finally came out. While Jodi was carrying the team in the kitchen nearly every night of the week, Simon’s name was... suspiciously absent.

The team goes in hard on Simon for his "minimalist" approach to family dinner duties. Hear the hilarious breakdown of the roster, Simon's weak excuses, and why we’re all officially on Team Jodi. If you’ve ever felt like you’re doing all the heavy lifting at home, this one is for you!

Lana dives into a legendary "Community Page Rage" coming all the way from Greymouth. What started as a simple complaint about a light being left on at the local library spiraled into an absolute swearing-masterclass that has divided a Facebook group of over 20,000 people.

Hear the team react to the Coast’s most heated digital debate, the sheer amount of bleeping required, and why some people in Greymouth really, really care about the power bill.

Si and Lana headed to the cinema over the weekend to catch the highly anticipated Devil Wears Prada 2. In this review, the team breaks down whether the return of Miranda Priestly lived up to the legendary original. From the fashion to the feuds, Si and Lana give their honest takes on the sequel—did it leave them inspired or ready to throw a coat at the assistant?

If you're wondering if you should book tickets this week, listen to this unfiltered review before you go!

The team reacts to the incredible footage shared by Ipswich Town FC, showing Ed Sheeran right in the middle of the post-match chaos. Holding a pint of stout and standing side-by-side with manager Kieran McKenna, Ed proved he’s more than just a sponsor—he’s the team’s biggest fan.

Si, Lana, and the team discuss the viral clips of the dressing room singalong and why Ed Sheeran might be the only person on earth who can look that at home with a pint in a locker room full of pro athletes.

In this edition of That’s Slightly Interesting, Speedy breaks down the mind-blowing true story of Hiroo Onoda, the Japanese Imperial Army intelligence officer who remained at his post on Lubang Island for 29 years after World War II ended. From surviving in the jungle to ignoring every official surrender notice, it’s one of history's most intense tales of loyalty.

However, just as the team is soaking in the gravity of Onoda's journey, Bondy swoops in with a joke so lame it nearly wrecks the entire segment. Come for the history, stay for the studio chaos as the team tries to keep the rails on.

The ultimate Monday morning catch-up! Missed the live broadcast? We’ve got you covered with the full show from Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club.

On today’s show:

• [03:42] Community Page Rage: The local drama that has everyone fired up.

• [09:10] Simon’s Dinner Roster: The "receipts" have been found. Justice for Jodi!

• [14:29] Ed Sheeran in the Dressing Room: Breaking down Ed’s viral night with the Ipswich Town squad.

• [18:04] Simon’s Nap Attack: Why Simon fell asleep mid-call to his daughter.

• [21:42] The Big Reveal: Lana finally shows off her stunning new wedding ring.

• [26:26] Dunedin Snail Mail: A mystery in the post.

• [29:09] That’s Slightly Interesting: The incredible 30-year WWII holdout.

• [32:44] Devil Wears Prada 2: Our unfiltered review of the high-fashion sequel.

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After years of heartbreak and a ring that kept falling apart, the wait is finally over!

Lana has been open about how unhappy she was with her original wedding ring, which seemed to spend more time being repaired than on her finger. Today, she finally gives the team (and all of you!) the big reveal of her brand-new, re-designed ring.

Hear the excitement as she shows it off for the first time, explains the design choices, and finally says goodbye to the "ring stress" that has haunted her for years. It’s a sparkling moment you don't want to miss!