Jess: “I don’t remember being this close to SeaWorld.”

Sarah: “How cool! We should have walked there!” 😂

One of us realized we were lost. The other thought we’d discovered a bonus attraction. 🤦‍♀️

Wrong Marriott. AGAIN. Apparently, getting there was our main vacation activity. 🚎🌴

🎙️ “We Made It… Eventually” | Talking Trash and Tacos

Who’s the navigator in your friendship—and should they be? 😂👇

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A whole cruise ship full of things to do… and we kept accidentally finding the TEEN activities. 🤦‍♀️😂

Finally found karaoke. 🎤
Also for teens.
We’ll see ourselves out. 😭

Apparently, WE were the ones who needed adult supervision on this vacation. 🚢

🎙️ “We Made It… Eventually” — Jess & Sarah take Orlando and Harmony of the Seas! Full episode coming soon to Talking Trash and Tacos.

Who’s the friend you’d end up wandering into the wrong place with? Tag them! 👇😂

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Two best friends. One short vacation. A ridiculous number of transportation problems. 🌴🚢😂

This week, Talking Trash and Tacos takes a break from true crime as Jess and Sarah relive their adventures in Orlando, aboard Royal Caribbean’s Harmony of the Seas, and on CocoCay.

From a missed flight and an unexpected credit card application to the wrong Marriott—TWICE—we were struggling before we even reached the ship. Add a smelly hallway, accidental teen karaoke visits, casino losses, and a lizard with absolutely no manners, and you’ve got a vacation we won’t forget.

There were also chocolate cocktails, beautiful views, and plenty of laughter with a lifelong best friend.

Would we do another two-night cruise? We have thoughts.

Come laugh with us—and tell us about your funniest vacation disaster!