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AH YES.

THE DOORS-OFF MENTALITY PERFORATES MODERN CULTURE.

QUITE.

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TALES FROM A BIKE MESSENGER.

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I KNOW PEOPLE WHO HAVE THEM, SO I CAN TALK ABOUT THEM.

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Indecisive Pedestrian Syndrome affects us all. For just 300$, you can remove the tints in your windows, wear a bowtie, and appear as non-threatening as possible to her father.

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JUST DODGE.

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I SAVED HER LIFE.

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I SAVED HIS LIFE.

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Isle reduced to one lane, it's all my fault. She can't walk 5 seconds sooner, her family starved tonight. I'm in her way, I'm stopping her from achieving her life-long goals. I'm stopping her from raising a family effectively. I'm personally responsible for the happenings of a Costco isle. Me, without any connection whatsoever to Costco... Its ME, it's all me! I'm the one in control OF 5pm CONGESTION in a public place of business. I have stopped her from living her BEST LIFE. Ya.....RIGHT!

Hey try that again with someone else and see how far that gets you.

I'm the nice guy.

Watch how any other man reacts to your little passive aggressive comment.

WATCH!

Do it again to ANYONE ELSE besides me..... I DARE YOU. I want you to experience a normal response to your behaviour. I want someone else to get angry, aggressive, violent, verbally abusive....just so you can compare me being completely silent and leaving you alone and compare that to the response ANY OTHER MAN ON EARTH WILL GIVE YOU. I'm not the guy to teach you a lesson, even when you BEG FOR IT. My theory is this: Everyone else would take the bait. They'd say something back, maybe even yell, argue, fight back....

How you can go home and tell everyone that I'm the bad guy is beyond me. You lie. You need to try that again with someone else to see what a real response looks like.