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Wow, is it already time for our annual episode again? Just kidding, we're gonna try to do more episodes more frequently now that we're on an emotional upswing (at least we're trying right? Surely that counts for almost something...).

This episode celebrates the more than three decades of Laurell K. Hamilton's "Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter" series of urban fantasy horror and crime novels by revisiting the first entry in the series, "Guilty Pleasures".

Scooch your seat up real close to the vampire burlesque catwalk, dig out your old "Vampires are people too" pins, and find a stuffed penguin to curl up with as we reanimate the book that started it all for the "tough as nails" vampire hunter.

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Ride with us... for our pleasure... as we pursue the Tooth Fairy in Thomas Harris' "Red Dragon."

Learn how eating centuries old watercolors can improve your gut microbiome, which brand of fast dissolving toilet paper is best for letter writing, and which aftershave to pick for a trip to visit the wonderful Hannibal Lecter.

Plus, we are really excited to finally have a reason to talk about NBC's "Hannibal." I mean, have you seen it? It's so good!

We make sure to tag and bag all the evidence on this one (including that block of cheese), so be ready for spoilers if you are new to the Lecter-verse. No, I don't think Lecter-verse will catch on, but maybe the LCU (Lecter Cinematic Universe)?

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In a big country dreams stay with you, but so do the misdeeds of the past if Stephen Graham Jones' "The Only Good Indians" has anything to say about it.

Hop in our pickup truck (once we get it off the cinder blocks) as we talk about visits to the local recycling center, opening up a brand new Circuit City, and where Slimer falls on that loathsome BMI.

As always, we trample through the whole plot, spoiling it as we go. Then again, you're probably just here to talk about Kurt Russell, and that's fine.