Wake up, San Diego! For our 99th episode, we're looking at the franchise quoted by every teen boy in America in the year 2004, it's 2013 sequel, and it's alt-quel. Join the Channel 4 News team of Ian, Sam, Jimmy, and special guest Tyler Selby (Spencer Sapienza is away on assignment in Little St James), as we debate the crimes of the past, present and future. Relive early internet memories, from Dr. Tran to ifunny. Select your fantasy team of news anchors fighting to the death. And most importantly, stay classy. How will Ron and friends do as the last news anchors in the dystopian future? How will Baxter save the day? Will milk be a good choice this time? Tune in to find out in Anchorman 2049.

The wait is over! Live from WNYU, the hit radio station playing only One Republic, we're waving our hands and trying to believe in ourselves as we conjure a sequel to The Sorcerer's Apprentice. New York has changed since 2010, and all the magic is gone, but our intrepid writers will work to break this story, and the Grimhold. Join Ian, Sam, Spencer, and friend of the pod Jimmy Cork, as we explore this world of sentient brooms. Will Chernabog have his revenge? Which beloved NYC neighborhood will Balthazar burn to the ground? What will Mamdani do to protect the Sabarro's across the five boroughs? Don your apprentice hat and cloak and tune in to this episode, played over Tesla coils.

Listen to Spencer's fake WNYU pop playlist: open.spotify.com/playlist/4ClzXGMrwojEeB1eAApkRQ?si=u5dujGJmSI6qL9qrEtfZrA

American history is full of dark secrets, enough to make fifty National Treasure movies. While a third was just announced, we decided to get a head start on it. Join Ian, Sam, Spencer, and special guest Seth Simons on a treasure hunt to name the unknown soldier, recover Joseph Smith's golden tablets, repair the Mayflower, and stop a new civil war between the American president and the American pope. Will Riley get his revenge? What's on page 47? Was Jesus an ancestor of Ben Gates? Tune in to discover the truth that Disney doesn't want you to know.

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