Has salvation arrived in the shape of an exotic-voiced, diminutive figure wielding science with the same authority and sense of consequence as Sascha himself? His opposite number? His more stylish alter ego?

Join our heroes as they learn what lies beyond the door that wasn't there, and wasn't there again.

Yes, some may find a paradise, but for Mary-Alice it means nothing without the one thing she needs, desires and demands. And demands. And demands.

But no one's listening to her.

Aggie, meanwhile, searches for books and returns with a tiny surprise that's just ... huge.

Welcome to Episode 11 of Sascha Martin's Ripping News.

Today we begin our final tale for Season One, and loop back to the end of our very first calamity.

Avid listeners will recall, from Teasers One, Two and Three, that Sascha's Gobbly Goo had gobbled everything inanimate in Landfill, transforming everything to a snotty yellow sea; and the survivors had gathered, naked, on an island of coagulate.

Sascha Martin, unwitting architect of Landfill's destruction, faced an impossible task. His laboratory was gone, and all his tools. Only snot remained. And naked people. And bugs and animals.

It would take a miracle to save Landfill now. But Sascha doesn't deal in miracles. His work is hard science.

Is there no one who can help?

Well, about that ...

Listen on, dear listeners, as Sascha Martin's Great Ungoo pushes the very boundaries of science and surprise.

Note: A guest voice joins our podcast today, and for the rest of Season 1. The face behind the voice is Dana Andersen.

I approached Dana because her accent was just what I wanted for the exotic, mysterious character you'll meet today.

And Dana kindly agreed to help.

Check out her Youtube Channel at https://www.youtube.com/@DanaAndersen

At last, journey's end for Mary-Alice Cooper, Landfill's brave little explorer of stupid places ... or, like, one stupid place, but lots of times.

Wearied by travel, artillery assault and people not hearing her truth, Mary-Alice returns for a long-anticipated reckoning with Those Who Dared to Ignore Her when they shouldn't have, so it was all their fault.

Can the boys withstand her incisive critique of everything that's wrong with them?

Will her elevated morals finally make them address the fundamental and myriad failings of their nature?

Can they even survive, when this force of nature unleashes its fury beneath Old Tip Road?