In this gray, wiry episode of the STAB! show, Captain and host Jesse Jones welcomes a musky panel of Frankie Lord, Willie Travis & Kim Martel to share their three BURMAs, new Greeting Cards for “Sorry You Found Your First Gray Hair”, Happy “Confirmation That You Ain’t Shit” Day, & “Get Even Soon”, celebrations of Dr. Spock, International Harry Potter Day, GPS, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, the 20 cent coin, & Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, new toys themed on moving back to your old hometown, dividing up the deposit when everyone moves out, & fad dieting, and rundowns & recaps of new podcast hosted by a Swanson, Hungry Man dinner and a fist full of Taco Bell sauce packets, a podcast from the world of Animorphs, & a podcast titled “Cheese Me Off”.

In this Arby’s loving episode of the STAB! show, Brisket Meal and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of large curly fries and large large Barq’s rootbeers, Marco Cabodi, Mikhail Chernyavsky & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on DMTF, nine pieces on the bathroom wall of optimism, campaign speeches from a Shrek face waffle iron at a yard sale running for Mayor of a young adult’s kitchen, a burlap sack full of sweet corn running for President of a block party barbeque, & an automated customer service operator running for head writer of a wedding’s, “Best Man” speech, angry poems about gumption, assumption, & consumption, and who would win in fights between a toddler in an oversized tuxedo loaded with James Bond style gadgets vs. an agitated tree squirrel armed with a t-shirt cannon, Sticks vs. Stones vs. Words in a person hurting contest, & five hundred Timothee Chalamets vs. the original cast of Jackass in their prime.

In this apex predatory episode of the STAB! show, hammerhead host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel that can’t sleep or they die, consisting of Jessillee Windhaus, Alix Skye & Bernie Baktashian to share their three KUDs, definitions of new STAB!tionary words from letters RMYNIIF, CYOTUET, & DLIFLEU, closing arguments in defense of someone who's way too quick to use their horn, food poisoning, & peeing a little bit when you laugh, descriptions of new drugs Zip Zap Zops, Alabaster Flaps, & Zylepsidaux, and the tourism guides for Middle-school-sburgh, Rave-lahoma, & No-regrets-ylvania.