A PASTOR WITH TWO WIVES, A DOG THAT REFUSED TO STAY DEAD, AND A THREE-YEAR-OLD SOCCER PLAYER WHO’S APPARENTLY TOO GOOD FOR HIS OWN GOOD?!

SIDEBAR 36 | LINK IN BIO brings FAT LIVER JONES and BURBAN BOY REED back together for another episode of THE SUPER CRASH BROS audio-only podcast, where the conversation never stays where it started.

The fellas open with JAY-Z being announced as the headliner for the upcoming Super Bowl halftime show. But somehow that conversation turns into ANT and REED revealing some of the worst excuses they’ve ever used for being late or missing work. And if you’ve ever had to come up with a reason not to show up, you already know where this conversation is headed.

Then DOLLAR GENERAL enters the picture after the Federal Trade Commission and multiple states file a lawsuit accusing the retailer of charging customers more at checkout than the prices advertised on store shelves. BECAUSE APPARENTLY EVEN THE DOLLAR STORE CAN’T BE TRUSTED WITH A DOLLAR!

But things get even more interesting when the fellas discover an Ohio pastor who’s introducing his congregation to a whole new understanding of marriage. Pastor Israel Ford’s wife publicly introduces another woman as her husband’s SECOND WIFE, and now ANT and REED are trying to figure out how polygamy made its way into Sunday service.

Then PROJECT PAT teams up with CHURCH’S TEXAS CHICKEN for a new song called CHICKAHHHN, and the fellas have plenty to say about that collaboration. But the next story might actually be crazier.

A Georgia family says they paid to have their beloved dog, CHA CHA, euthanized, only to discover months later that the dog was reportedly still alive and living with someone connected to the animal hospital. WAIT… SO YOU PAID TO PUT YOUR DOG DOWN AND SOMEBODY TOOK IT HOME?!

From there, ANT and REED head to Florida, where police respond to a dispute involving three-year-old soccer standout NEVADA PIERRE. His family believes he was being punished for being too good, while league officials give a different account of what led to the police being called. And ANT has another question. ARE WE SURE THIS KID IS REALLY THREE YEARS OLD?! Finally, a Florida mother is arrested at an airport after authorities allege she left her four children home without overnight supervision while traveling to Las Vegas for work.

THE CONVERSATION NEVER STAYS ON TOPIC. THAT’S THE POINT!

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