Welcome back to the tavern, Lords and Ladies — Season 3 has officially begun, and things immediately go very, very wrong.

While CJ and Rudy were busy enjoying freedom, sunlight, and functional chairs, Dante was left behind — abandoned, incarcerated, spiritually entrapped, and forced to survive the city dungeon with nothing but grit, trauma, and a new best friend named Slippery Rick.

So naturally… the show opens under new management.

For a brief, terrifying moment, Dante seizes control of Chat 1 & Done, introduces his prison-forged co-host, and lays out some very clear ground rules involving arcane portals, milk crates, and what happens if CJ and Rudy interrupt.

Spoiler: They interrupt.

In This Episode You’ll Hear:

Dante’s Prison Arc Wrongful incarceration, unpaid bail, and the emotional toll of being forgotten by your employers.

Slippery Rick’s Debut Career criminal. Toe-eater. Problem solver. An absolute menace and Dante’s new ride-or-die.

CJ & Rudy Return… Poorly Claims of posted bail, mysterious missing gold, and the shocking realization that Dante has been teleporting this whole time while everyone else paid bus fare.

The Chair Incident Milk crates are introduced. Chairs are questioned. At least one chair must be burned.

Arcane Portals & Threats Dante reveals a new magical ability and makes it very clear: cooperation is not optional.

The Prison Story Begins A candlelit grove. Immaculate vibes. Consent felt implied. Foreshadowing was ignored. The transformation starts.

And that’s where the episode leaves you — mid-story, mid-trauma, and fully aware that Season 3 is going to be unhinged.