Episodi

  • ‘Dude, you’re going to have to choose between science and rugby’

    ‘Dude, you’re going to have to choose between science and rugby’
    Jan 16 2026
    So – yeah, no – I’m in the staffroom and I’m chatting to one or two teachers about the Leinster match against La Rochelle: Miss Casey, who teaches something-or-other, and Miss Nealon, who teaches, I don’t know, something else.

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    7 min
  • ‘There’s a Londis in Foxrock? I’d say my old dear is turning in her–’

    ‘There’s a Londis in Foxrock? I’d say my old dear is turning in her–’
    Jan 9 2026
    I’m packing away the last of the Christmas bits and – yeah, no – I’m throwing out the Advent calendar that someone sent me obviously as a joke. It’s a Blackrock College Advent calendar – which is the same as a regular Advent calendar, except that your daddy opens all of the doors for you!

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    6 min
  • ‘We’re going to run up the Sugar Loaf carrying rocks. Work through the pain barrier!’

    ‘We’re going to run up the Sugar Loaf carrying rocks. Work through the pain barrier!’
    Jan 2 2026

    “Okay,” I go, “today we’re going to work on one or two moves from this sacred text,” and I show the players my famous Rugby Tactics Book.


    There are no gasps from the kids, even though there are a lot of rugby coaches out there who would kill to get their hands on it.


    Yeah, no, they all just roll their eyes, probably pissed off at being asked to train in Herbert Pork on New Year’s Day....


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    6 min
  • ‘Elf went missing and Sorcha’s old man went loop-the-focking-loop. He actually rang the Gords’

    ‘Elf went missing and Sorcha’s old man went loop-the-focking-loop. He actually rang the Gords’
    Dec 19 2025
    Sorcha’s old dear has a scream on her like Wayne Bornes’s whistle. Sorcha’s old man is like, “What in the name of God?” and we all rush into the living room – we’re talking me, Sorcha and, like I said, her old man – to see her standing there with the famous Elf on the Shelf in her hand.

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    6 min
  • Christmas or no Christmas, I’m frankly disappointed by Sorcha’s lack of killer instinct

    Christmas or no Christmas, I’m frankly disappointed by Sorcha’s lack of killer instinct
    Dec 12 2025
    “Mee, meh, mah, moh, moo,” Sorcha goes – and not for the first time since we left Dublin. “Mee, meh, mah, moh, moo.” And I’m there, “Don’t worry – I’ll, em, let you know when that gets annoying.” She goes, “I’m doing my vocal exercises, Ross. This is a huge night for us.”

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    7 min
  • The old man goes, ‘I’m sorry. I just can’t muster any enthusiasm for Christmas this year’

    The old man goes, ‘I’m sorry. I just can’t muster any enthusiasm for Christmas this year’
    Dec 5 2025
    The old man says he doesn’t think he’ll bother with Christmas this year – “what with everything”. By which he means, what with it being the first one since the old dear – yeah, no – pegged it. Sorcha goes, “Oh my God, Chorles, Fionnuala was such a Christmas person. She’d want you to celebrate it.”

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    6 min
  • ‘We’re going to buy a sh**load of frozen turkeys - if there’s a shortage I can sell them for €500 each’

    ‘We’re going to buy a sh**load of frozen turkeys - if there’s a shortage I can sell them for €500 each’
    Nov 28 2025
    Sorcha is in her – literally? – element. She goes, “This is gorgeous, isn’t it?” This being the humungous Christmas morket in – believe it or not – Belfast. Honor’s there, “I still don’t understand what we’re even doing here?” And Sorcha’s like, “Honor, we may end up living in a united Ireland one day. And what do we know about our brothers and sisters from the North?” “They’re very angry,” Johnny goes.

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    6 min
  • ‘Ronan is hanging out with the absolute scum of the earth: my old man and Hennessy Coghlan-O’Hara’

    ‘Ronan is hanging out with the absolute scum of the earth: my old man and Hennessy Coghlan-O’Hara’
    Nov 21 2025
    Ronan shows up at the front door wearing a Santa hat and a big smile. I’m there, “What are you, drunk?” because I’m aware that the Ireland soccer team had some kind of result at the weekend.

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    6 min