Rob discusses how the Minneapolis situation has zero aura after federal agents pulled a pro-skater move with the Supremacy Clause to avoid a skill issue in the Renee Good case. He breaks down JD Vance’s main character energy regarding "absolute immunity" and Spotify finally telling ICE their ads are cooked.

The episode then goes global mode on Maduro getting clapped in Venezuela, the massive L for the Iranian regime, and Denmark threatening to crash out on US troops in Greenland. Rob points out the glazing of BlackRock’s CIO for the Fed seat while Trump tries to gatekeep corporate housing, and then covers the President tweaking on a Ford worker. Finally, he pours one out for the unlimited retirement of Scott Adams and Bob Weir, mocks Eric Adams for his sus crypto rug pull, and rants about AI data centers giving the East Coast's power grid a permanent gyatt-level meltdown.

Rob introduces himself and his audio diary, and reflects on a "Gabagool" AI claw machine, the shooting of Renée Nicole Good in Minneapolis, the "Donroe Doctrine" following the arrest of Nicolás Maduro, the "Project Sunrise" tech-city plan for Gaza, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani fixing the Williamsburg Bridge bump.