The boys interview Velphi, a Tiefling child who set another child on fire. They discuss curing curses, taking down the aristocracy, and going viral.

The boys sit down with Quackers McQuack, a convicted vandal. They discuss curses, the English language, and swan school.

Rodentron and Wiggles interview Cinders Brimflint, a thimblekin who is jail for arson. They discuss falling in love, playing the hurdy-gurdy, and how blackberries give you the runs.

The boys interview Ragland, a sentient rag who has been arrested for bootlegging. They discuss video games, the gnome afterlife, and they name 5 things.

The boys sit down with Beef McStunkman, who's in prison for bootlegging. They discuss the animosity between dwarves and elves, speed dating, and alcoholism.

The boys meet Norbit Pringlepot and discuss the merits of root vegetables, the occult, and where to bury your grandmother.

Rodentron and Giggles interview Gary the rat, who's in jail for controlling people with their hair. We learn about rat gangs, true love, and toilet gin.

Rodentron and Giggles interview Bingle, whose prison file has mysteriously been redacted. We discuss the importance of vitamin D and the pulley system and create our very own conspiracy board.