The boys interview T. Boone Baggins, a giant in jail for tax evasion. They discuss fracking for olive oil, the second Illuminati, and orphan sashimi.

The boys interview Lisabeth, a doll in jail for throwing men down a well. They discuss doll hospitals, spring break, and how being cheated on is hot.

The boys interview Vretigur, a Tengu in jail for a multitude of whale-related crimes. They discuss using the services of a necromancer, how bird puns are offensive, and the hit play The Wire.

The boys interview Alejandro (Kent Penaranda), an animated suit of armour in jail for being a henchman of the most evil being in the kingdom. They discuss how all publicity is good publicity, human growth hormones, and how you always need a tight five.

The boys interview Kerris Star, an Eladrin in jail for torture. They discuss how wearing glasses makes you smart, the different rankings of tears, and getting horned up.

The boys interview Jeremy, a Bonnacon in jail for killing an entire town! They talk about golden cheese, unrequited love, and the meerkat war.

The boys interview Zabysko, a praying mantis imprisoned for shady business practices. They discuss the art of the deal, raisins as currency, and ripping the heads off your rivals.

The boys interview Cornelius, in prison for crimes too vile to even mention. They discuss becoming a god, making ale, and doing gnome face.