Duuuuude you're telling me you don't like DIRT SODA?!??! You're crazy bro it literally tastes like gravel its soooo good

Babe I swear this labubu is going to skyrocket in value...that's exactly why I CANT SELL IT!! It can only go up!

Yea cuz apparently we aren't allowed to skydive naked anymore?? Thanks a lot corporate America...ruined all that meant anything to me

Dogs can talk...It's just a matter of time before we catch them slipping up because I know they've got lots to say but they need a low profile to report back to their alien dog leaders

I mean...I wouldn't say it was my hobby of collecting wishbones from chickens was the reason my wife divorced me...but it was definitely a contributing factor

I just kept getting confused cause she kept calling flip-flops "thongs"... I think we all can understand why I had to cut it off....right?

Well if you think about it...I don't need a helmet while riding my bike because...swag really.

That's it guys. Im living in a van from now on...I think this episode changed me