Rebooties… we made it. Trump’s 80, we’re tired, and another season of Red State Reboot is in the books!!! In our SEASON THREE FINALE, we’re reflecting on the last 6 months, giving our thoughts about the UFC fight LAST NIGHT (yes, we stayed up late, you’re welcome), and… WE ARE SELLING SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Buy them at www.fgtm.store right NOW! We’ll catch y’all on the flip! HAGS!!

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AND JUST LIKE THAT, we’re at the end of the S3 minisodathon!! We’re celebrating with one final (and exceptionally musical) wheel of the season, and we’re talking the new menu on WH dot gov, Pete Seeger and TV-addicted people, the Arc de Trump, and naptime at the Knicks.

Thank you for listening all week! Make sure you tune in Monday for the season finale… which will include a special announcement!!!

We’ll leave you with just one last acronym… GASA!!!!!!!!!!!

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SOURCES:

Steckelberg, Aaron, and Dan Diamond. 2026. “See Inside Trump’s Proposed 250-foot Arch.” The Washington Post, June 3.

Swamp the Vote USA.

The White House.

Tracking the Presidency. The Economist.

Treisman, Rachel. 2026. “Critics Say Adding Trump’s Arch to D.C. Would Take Something Away: The View.” NPR, June 4.

We’ll keep this shorter than the Millimeter Miracle. On today’s episode, we read Tom Nichols for filth, dissect JD Vance’s new op-ed, and do a deep dive into GodBlessTheUSA dot com.

Xoxoxoxo see ya tomorrow for the last day of MINISODATHON before our S3 finale on Monday!!

Visit the hellscape for yourself! --> https://godblesstheusa.com/

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SOURCES:

Vance, J.D. 2026. “What I Learned About Faith and Fatherhood From Charlie Kirk.” The Wall Street Journal, June 5.

Wang, Amy. 2026. “Charlie Kirk’s Killing Convinced Vances to Try for a Fourth Child, JD Vance Says.” MSN, June 8.

We’re closing out our updates from this season with a true grab bag… central characters include Bryon Noem, Grok, Ash Trevino, Clavicular, and Michael Whatley. Now THAT’S what I call a Rich Text.

Oh! And per our 420 convo:

• Abby’s Reel
• FGTM’s Substack

You can stream Afroman’s album Freedom of Speech here: https://open.spotify.com/album/2sJx89RjMLtIo8wBDbexl5?si=878f4e1403a14897

We mention several states’ primaries in this ep. Up-to-date primary results can be found here: https://apps.npr.org/primary-election-results-2026/

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SOURCES:

Hays, Kali. 2026. “Teens Sue Elon Musk’s xAI Over Grok’s Pornographic Images of Them.” BBC, March 16.

Tolomia, Cris. 2026. “UK MP Jess Asato Sues xAI Over Grok Deepfake Images.” Yahoo News, June 4.

OUR MINISODATHON CONTINUES! We have more updates for y’all today, and… they’re suuuuper RSR-coded. We’re circling back to all the greatest grifts of the season (did someone say SCAM TRACKER?!). Yeah, we’ve got the upcoming UFC fight, we’ve got AlcaTrump, we’ve got a date for the new White House Correspondents’ Dinner (“INTERESTINGLY!”), and we have a potential DonaldChella on the books for an unknown Wednesday in the future. Come back tomorrow for more!

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SOURCES:

Allison, Natalie. 2026. “Trump to Headline Great American State Fair After Music Acts Cancel.” The Washington Post, May 31, 2026.

Donald Trump [@realDonaldTrump]. 2026. Truth Social, May 30, 12:03pm.

Donald Trump [@realDonaldTrump]. 2026. Truth Social, May 30, 7:03pm.

Patriot Games 250 Homepage.

Security National Bank. n.d. “Trump Accounts & Dell Donation: Do Your Kids Qualify?” Blue Compass, Des Moines, Iowa.

IT’S THE SEASON 3 MINISODATHON!!!!! Yahoo!! We are starting off this WEEK of EPISODES with a few Update Everythings (Updates Everything?) to get back UP to SPEED on topics we’ve covered over the last 40ish episodes. Today’s UPDATES include: the war on “illegal immigrants and foreign fraudsters” (Trump’s words, not ours) in Minnesota, “investigative tourist” (our words, all ours) Nick Shirley getting his means seized, lil Marco, & El Tigre (THE TIGER).

Hasta mañana!

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SOURCES:

Assoc. Press. 2026. “DOJ Reveals Criminal Charges Over $90 Million in Alleged Medicaid Fraud in Minnesota.” NBC News, May 21.

“Candace Owens on Nick Shirley: ‘He Is Being Pushed Upon Us for Some Reason. … I Find Everything About Him to Be Suspicious.’” 2026. Media Matters for America. May 13.

Gregorian, Dareh. 2026. "Trump Again Disparages Somali Immigrants: ‘They’re All Crooks.’” NBC News,. May 27.

Marimow, Ann E. 2026. “Supreme Court Permits Lawsuit Over U.S. Assets Seized by Cuba in 1960.” The New York Times, May 21.

We are BALLS deep in bullshit. We’re talking the Arc de Trump, Ken Paxton, Tulsi Gabbard, Raul Castro and the Gulf of HOGS, and a potential $250 bill with Trump’s face on it.

In conclusion:

1. RIPPP (Rest in Peaceful Podcast Power) Knowledge Fight
2. RIP (Rest in PISS) Info Wars / Alex Jones

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SOURCES:

Benen, Steve. 2026. “Team Trump Reportedly Eyeing $250 Bill Featuring His Image, Adding to Glorification Crusade.” Yahoo News, May 28.

Team Talarico [@teamtalaricohq]. 2026. TikTok, May 27.

U.S. Embassy Bern [@USEmbassyBern]. 2026. YouTube, April 27.

Another week of small men doing big things: Marco’s DJing and track-suiting, Kiss ‘n Tell Kash is VIP snorkeling, and Trump’s still the Ernest Hemingway of 140 characters. Ben covers Alcatraz, pus guts, and his introduction to Grimes. Abby crashes out about the WH app. We talk more about Trump’s numerology and the 1.776B slush fund.

And, of course… the Rich Text of the Week:

AI video of Trump and this man’s bellybutton, linked here (literally if you dare).

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SOURCES:

Buettner, Russ, Devlin Barrett, et al. 2026. “Blanche Defends $1.8 Billion Fund That Could Benefit Trump’s Allies.” The New York Times, May 22,

Jessica Yellin [@jessicayellin]. 2026. Instagram, May 21.

Mustian, Jim, Eric Tucker, and Michael Biesecker. 2026. “Emails Show Kash Patel Went on a ‘VIP Snorkel’ at Pearl Harbor.” AP News. May 15.