Episodi

  • The Forbidden Fruit Episode
    Jan 11 2026

    As Tom celebrates the fruit of his loins (fatherhood) Griffin has decided it is time to go back into the archives and show you the forbidden Fruit episode. This is from our very early days when we were still Goober Time. Forbidden because we thought maybe this episode was too odd, too rambling, too utterly deranged. But with the power of time I can now safely assure you it is a banger! An all timer.

    -Grungus

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    1 ora e 25 min
  • How to Optimize Guy Food
    Jan 5 2026

    Well it finally happened. Tom had a baby and Griff tried to bring up the Nazis. Sorry we've been a bit delayed dear listener. We're simply living our lives. Is that so hard? This one is about food and the types of ways men eat it.

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    1 ora e 14 min
  • How to Optimize Mountains
    Dec 14 2025

    Yeah, we're doing content on landforms. We're pretty much the only comedy podcast devoting an hour to mountains and what is wrong with them. Name another podcast. I'll wait.

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    1 ora e 7 min
  • How to Optimize Doctors
    Nov 14 2025

    Doctors, this is your final warning. Things are about to change for you and your lot. Things are about to get a lot more normal for you bastards. Gone are the days of you lording your knowledge over the rest of society. Finally, Tom and Griff tear you a new one.

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    1 ora e 6 min
  • How to Optimize Competition w/ Jo Scott
    Nov 3 2025

    Have you heard of mazes? Well, this conversation is a verbal maze. Yeah, you'll get lost in there but you'll also find some treasures or rare items to take home and change your sad life for the better. Dr. Jo Scott takes us down the dark paths of competition this week.

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    1 ora e 12 min
  • How to Leverage Your Stupidity w/ Thomas Kelly
    Oct 26 2025

    Thomas Kelly is incredibly stupid. And that's something that he has been able to leverage and use to compete in the marketplace of ideas. He puts Tom and Griff through their stupid tests to see just how absolutely moronic they can be. Listen in to get the full run down of how to be a dumbass.

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    1 ora e 17 min
  • How To Optimize Creativity w/ Ryan McFadden
    Oct 19 2025

    Music producer and engineer Ryan McFadden speaks with us at great length about creativity and what you can learn from a dying blues musician.

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    1 ora e 31 min
  • Optimizing Reading w/ Meaghan Strickland
    Oct 6 2025

    The gist of this one is that Meaghan basically comes in and rocks our world. She upends everything you thought you knew about knowledge and books and words too. This one is for the big brains. This one is for the truly free thinkers. Sponsored by Randallman's Sauce.

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    1 ora e 14 min