San Francisco has a mansion shortage. Somehow. Abe and Lev turn a story about AI wealth and luxury housing into a rant about Daniel Lurie and the city's priorities.

Also on the table: retiring in California, PG&E, shock gloves, the Trump coin story, and whether data centers use water. With callbacks to earlier Bay Area stories and plenty of political detours, Abe finds the absurdity in who gets help—and who gets the bill.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & Welcome
00:30 Oakland Stabbing Follow-Up
02:56 Trash-Truck Miracle
05:43 The Mansion Shortage
08:45 Marin Callback & Tobacco Ban
12:35 Keefe D & the Vlad Interview
16:32 Luigi, Back Pain & Insurance
19:35 Manny's Endorsement & Allegations
22:56 Retiring in California
25:45 PG&E, Friend of the Show
29:15 The Shock-Glove Ban Story
32:20 The Alleged Serial Butt Sniffer
34:43 The Lindsay Clancy Discussion
39:04 AI Abuse Material & the Courts
40:17 The "Strait of Trump"
44:25 The Trump Coin Story
45:07 Iran War Talk & Civilian Cost
49:12 Ben-Gvir & a Senator's Post
54:13 Data Centers Don't Drink Water?
56:47 Outro

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Donald Trump meets a lifeguard, and Abe has questions. Abe and Lev take on the encounter, San Francisco Mayor Daniel Lurie's $1 salary, the Hunters Point cleanup story, and California Forever's shipyard plans.

The episode also covers the Tupac murder case and Keffe D, Florida's crypto and alligator story, Humboldt County's $10,000-a-day fine, and an arrest involving a guillotine. Then come hackers, Canada tariffs, Drake, and Iran: an entire news cycle waiting for a punchline.

CHAPTERS
0:00 Intro
0:14 Trump Meets the Teen Lifeguard
6:19 Jed York and the FBI Sting
9:06 Hunters Point Cleanup Fraud
13:38 Mayor Daniel Lurie's $1 Salary
15:39 East Oakland Stabbing
19:57 California Forever's Shipyard Plans
22:14 Tupac Murder Trial and Keffe D
27:47 Florida's Crypto and Alligator Economy
29:24 Humboldt County's $10,000-a-Day Fine
32:49 The Guillotine Arrest
35:23 Chinese Hackers vs. the U.S. Government
39:14 Canada Tariffs, Drake and Trump
44:41 Threat Against Barron Trump
47:02 Iran and "Mission Accomplished"
50:48 Outro

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Can a fast-food opening count as San Francisco's big comeback? Abe takes on Daniel Lurie's Jollibee moment, then gets into Mista F.A.B., fake donation bins, and Bay Area rent that makes crossing a bridge a financial decision.

Abe and Lev also discuss a woman detained at SFO, the Marin student reporter story, drive-through restrictions, stolen meat, and the episode's national and international political detours. The conversation ends with the small matter of trying to afford retirement.

CHAPTERS
0:00 Intro and Welcome
1:24 Jollibee Saved the City?!
4:21 Mista F.A.B. and Oakland Police
8:26 Fake Donation Bins
10:34 Ukrainian Woman Detained at SFO
16:19 San Francisco Rent and Apartment Prices
22:15 Marin Student Reporter Story
29:56 Hawaii Attack Story
36:12 Drive-Through Restrictions
39:12 The Stolen Meat Story
39:47 Steve Hilton
42:52 Perez Hilton
47:01 Abdul El-Sayed
52:24 Netanyahu
1:00:51 Munitions Shortage
1:01:48 Communism Red Scare
1:05:23 Graham Platner Replacement
1:12:13 Retirement Savings

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